Comment by WaffleDonkey23 on 10/03/2025 at 14:11 UTC

92 upvotes, 7 direct replies (showing 7)

View submission: Coinbase Stock falls 5% on crypto-summit disappointment

What did people expect? I didn't watch, but here's my guess:

Trump: "I actually, the crypto was invented by me and a few very smart people. I like smart people. Yes this crypto is going to be bigly and it's going to have us winning again. They don't want us to have the crypto I said, Biden, Biden who is very weak, a lot of people know this. I said there's a lot of illegals, the transgenders, they want to take away the bitcoins, I said no. Do you believe this? And it was very hard, they made up a lot of lies about me. Chyna. And I had to go through it, but it was a hoax. I think it's very smart, very smart."

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Comment by Matos_Carlos at 10/03/2025 at 14:20 UTC

48 upvotes, 2 direct replies

Its crazy that I can’t tell if this is your satire or an actual quote

Comment by sugarshark666 at 10/03/2025 at 15:34 UTC

4 upvotes, 0 direct replies

this is so goddamn perfect. bravo. the weird punctuation really harnesses Donny's essence.

"the transgenders, they want to take away the bitcoins, I said no"

Comment by WH1PL4SH180 at 10/03/2025 at 16:29 UTC

3 upvotes, 0 direct replies

Holy shit

Comment by GreedVault at 10/03/2025 at 15:27 UTC

4 upvotes, 1 direct replies

A lot of words and zero substance - that’s so Trump.

Comment by Dude_McGuy0 at 10/03/2025 at 16:38 UTC

2 upvotes, 0 direct replies

Don't forget: "This horrible war must end now. People are dying by the millions and millions. Never would have happened if I was President. Never would have happened. But they rigged the election and then Biden let it happen. Never would have happened with me. And then they came after me. They used lawfare against a former President. Can you believe that? Never happened before. I was the most persecuted person in US history. What a disgrace Biden and the democrats are. Absolutely disgraceful. But now we're back because 2024 was too big to rig. So we're going to end this war now. It's a horrible war and it needs to end."