Today is Sam Bankman-Fried’s 33rd birthday, his 2nd in prison. Since his arrest, the entire crypto market is up by over $2 trillion 💀

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created by rizzobitcoinhistory on 06/03/2025 at 12:58 UTC

1719 upvotes, 73 top-level comments (showing 25)

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Comment by Lillica_Golden_SHIB at 06/03/2025 at 13:04 UTC

460 upvotes, 4 direct replies

Hope you can celebrate many more, Sam! I mean, years in prison.

Comment by Acceptable-Pipe-8735 at 06/03/2025 at 13:00 UTC

130 upvotes, 3 direct replies

Hope his mattress and mashed potatoes are lumpy.

Comment by Urc0mp at 06/03/2025 at 13:01 UTC

145 upvotes, 3 direct replies

Let he who hasn't stolen billions cast the first stone

Comment by kane49 at 06/03/2025 at 13:00 UTC

244 upvotes, 4 direct replies

He made the mistake of being caught before crime was made legal in the US

Comment by Accomplished-Owl8871 at 06/03/2025 at 13:04 UTC

33 upvotes, 1 direct replies

What an a$hole loser.

Comment by proud_landlord1 at 06/03/2025 at 13:06 UTC

13 upvotes, 2 direct replies

Normally the guards provide some jelly, if it’s your birthday….

Comment by BarefootBluegrass at 06/03/2025 at 13:16 UTC

39 upvotes, 2 direct replies

Grifted too soon. Probably woulda worked out had he waited.

Comment by Tay_Tay86 at 06/03/2025 at 13:21 UTC

13 upvotes, 1 direct replies

Just shows regulation and arresting scammers is a good thing.

Shame we got rid of the regulators

Comment by pizza-chit at 06/03/2025 at 15:03 UTC

5 upvotes, 0 direct replies

He probably has a hotter girlfriend now

Comment by xboox at 06/03/2025 at 13:00 UTC

3 upvotes, 0 direct replies

Many happy returns!

Comment by JulienBrightside at 06/03/2025 at 13:30 UTC

3 upvotes, 0 direct replies

My achievements in the age of 35 ain't much, but at least I've stayed out of prison.

Comment by lupu992 at 06/03/2025 at 13:50 UTC

3 upvotes, 0 direct replies

Bro looks like he has a couple of full wallets somewhere

Comment by Marginalizedwyte at 06/03/2025 at 13:06 UTC

7 upvotes, 3 direct replies

I thought rich people escaped prosecution in America?

Comment by Calvinz23 at 06/03/2025 at 13:24 UTC

4 upvotes, 1 direct replies

Fuck him. Rot in jail with Justin.

Comment by kwestro at 06/03/2025 at 13:12 UTC

2 upvotes, 0 direct replies

Looking forward to an American Greed episode in the future.

Comment by BrocoliAssassin at 06/03/2025 at 14:45 UTC

2 upvotes, 1 direct replies

He deserves the chair.

Comment by Cptn_BenjaminWillard at 06/03/2025 at 15:26 UTC

2 upvotes, 0 direct replies

I hope it's up $200 trillion by the time he gets out.

Comment by Caranthi at 06/03/2025 at 16:36 UTC

2 upvotes, 0 direct replies

arrest him again so we will add another 2 trillion

Comment by Ok-Horse3659 at 06/03/2025 at 16:38 UTC

2 upvotes, 0 direct replies

He just need it more time for this scam to work

Comment by Temporary-Athlete-60 at 06/03/2025 at 16:54 UTC

2 upvotes, 0 direct replies

Fuck this dude!!!!!

Comment by SUPERDUPER-DMT at 06/03/2025 at 17:04 UTC

2 upvotes, 0 direct replies

If the clown had acted honestly he'd be rich asf instead of rotting in prison lmao

Comment by RedneckHippy76 at 06/03/2025 at 18:02 UTC

1 upvotes, 0 direct replies

So what?

Maybe he got Chocolate milk instead of the regular.

Wonder if the "cellies" made him a spread.

Hope he survives his time but he sure effed up the mass adoption theory.

And to think I was one click away from joining FTX, but they didn't list JASMY so I balked. Probably one of my best " no ~~trainers~~ brainers "