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created by TheVideoKid782 on 05/02/2018 at 00:39 UTC
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Well, Seymour, I made it- despite your directions. Ah. Superintendent Chalmers. Welcome.
Oh, egads! My roast is ruined. But what if I were to purchase fast food and disguise it as my own cooking? Delightfully devilish, Seymour. Ah- Skinner with his crazy explanations The superintendent's gonna need his medication When he hears Skinner's lame exaggerations There'll be trouble in town tonight Seymour! Superintendent, I was just- uh, just stretching my calves on the windowsill. Isometric exercise. Care to join me? Why is there smoke coming out of your oven, Seymour? Uh- Oh. That isn't smoke. It's steam. Steam from the steamed clams we're having. Mmm. Steamed clams. Whew. Superintendent, I hope you're ready for mouthwatering hamburgers. I thought we were having steamed clams. D'oh, no. I said steamed hams. That's what I call hamburgers. You call hamburgers steamed hams? Yes. It's a regional dialect.
Uh, what region? - Uh, upstate New York. Really. Well, I'm from Utica, and I've never heard anyone use the phrase "steamed hams. " Oh, not in Utica. No. It's an Albany expression. I see. You know, these hamburgers are quite similar to the ones they have at Krusty Burger. Oh, no. Patented Skinner burgers. Old family recipe.
Yes. And you call them steamed hams despite the fact that they are obviously grilled. Ye- You know, the- One thing I should- - Excuse me for one second.
Well, that was wonderful. A good time was had by all. I'm pooped. Yes. I should be- Good Lord! What is happening in there? - Aurora borealis.
Seymour. ! The house is on fire. ! No, Mother. It's just the northern lights. Well, Seymour, you are an odd fellow but I must say you steam a good ham.
Comment by Iandaboss102Official at 24/03/2018 at 03:34 UTC
11 upvotes, 1 direct replies
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLP HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLP!
Comment by Tessaract2 at 05/02/2018 at 00:46 UTC
7 upvotes, 2 direct replies
Nice
Comment by hipsterbeard_ at 16/03/2018 at 00:11 UTC
5 upvotes, 2 direct replies
Steamed Hams but every time Symore lies my dad doesnt come home for an extra year...oh...
Comment by KevinCamacho at 08/04/2018 at 03:59 UTC
2 upvotes, 0 direct replies
Well, Seymour, I made it- despite your directions. Ah. Superintendent Chalmers. Welcome. - I hope you're prepared for an unforgettable luncheon. - Yeah. Oh, egads! My roast is ruined. But what if I were to purchase fast food and disguise it as my own cooking? Delightfully devilish, Seymour. Ah- Skinner with his crazy explanations The superintendent's gonna need his medication When he hears Skinner's lame exaggerations There'll be trouble in town tonight Seymour! Superintendent, I was just- uh, just stretching my calves on the windowsill. Isometric exercise. Care to join me? Why is there smoke coming out of your oven, Seymour? Uh- Oh. That isn't smoke. It's steam. Steam from the steamed clams we're having. Mmm. Steamed clams. Whew. Superintendent, I hope you're ready for mouthwatering hamburgers. I thought we were having steamed clams. D'oh, no. I said steamed hams. That's what I call hamburgers. You call hamburgers steamed hams? Yes. It's a regional dialect. - Uh-huh. Uh, what region? - Uh, upstate New York. Really. Well, I'm from Utica, and I've never heard anyone use the phrase "steamed hams. " Oh, not in Utica. No. It's an Albany expression. I see. You know, these hamburgers are quite similar to the ones they have at Krusty Burger. Oh, no. Patented Skinner burgers. Old family recipe. - For steamed hams. - Yes. Yes. And you call them steamed hams despite the fact that they are obviously grilled. Ye- You know, the- One thing I should- - Excuse me for one second. - Of course. Well, that was wonderful. A good time was had by all. I'm pooped. Yes. I should be- Good Lord! What is happening in there? - Aurora borealis. - Uh- Aurora borealis at this time of year at this time of day in this part of the country localized entirely within your kitchen? - Yes. - May I see it? No. Seymour. ! The house is on fire. ! No, Mother. It's just the northern lights. Well, Seymour, you are an odd fellow but I must say you steam a good ham.
Comment by Matt04233 at 12/04/2018 at 22:19 UTC
2 upvotes, 0 direct replies
Well, Seymour, I made it- despite your directions. Ah. Superintendent Chalmers. Welcome. - I hope you're prepared for an unforgettable luncheon. - Yeah. Oh, egads! My roast is ruined. But what if I were to purchase fast food and disguise it as my own cooking? Delightfully devilish, Seymour. Ah- Skinner with his crazy explanations The superintendent's gonna need his medication When he hears Skinner's lame exaggerations There'll be trouble in town tonight Seymour! Superintendent, I was just- uh, just stretching my calves on the windowsill. Isometric exercise. Care to join me? Why is there smoke coming out of your oven, Seymour? Uh- Oh. That isn't smoke. It's steam. Steam from the steamed clams we're having. Mmm. Steamed clams. Whew. Superintendent, I hope you're ready for mouthwatering hamburgers. I thought we were having steamed clams. D'oh, no. I said steamed hams. That's what I call hamburgers. You call hamburgers steamed hams? Yes. It's a regional dialect. - Uh-huh. Uh, what region? - Uh, upstate New York. Really. Well, I'm from Utica, and I've never heard anyone use the phrase "steamed hams. " Oh, not in Utica. No. It's an Albany expression. I see. You know, these hamburgers are quite similar to the ones they have at Krusty Burger. Oh, no. Patented Skinner burgers. Old family recipe. - For steamed hams. - Yes. Yes. And you call them steamed hams despite the fact that they are obviously grilled. Ye- You know, the- One thing I should- - Excuse me for one second. - Of course. Well, that was wonderful. A good time was had by all. I'm pooped. Yes. I should be- Good Lord! What is happening in there? - Aurora borealis. - Uh- Aurora borealis at this time of year at this time of day in this part of the country localized entirely within your kitchen? - Yes. - May I see it? No. Seymour. ! The house is on fire. ! No, Mother. It's just the northern lights. Well, Seymour, you are an odd fellow but I must say you steam a good ham.
Comment by tsunamidrew at 26/04/2018 at 03:45 UTC
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Well i made it here despite the directions
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Comment by [deleted] at 25/04/2018 at 21:45 UTC
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Comment by Im_Misnormie at 28/04/2018 at 02:17 UTC
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Aurora borealis
Comment by Nothing-YT at 29/04/2018 at 19:49 UTC
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Delightfully devilish post
Comment by LukeBNord at 30/04/2018 at 20:19 UTC
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i really wanna die
Comment by rerefb at 04/05/2018 at 00:05 UTC
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Well, Seymour, I made it- despite your directions. Ah. Superintendent Chalmers. Welcome. - I hope you're prepared for an unforgettable luncheon. - Yeah. Oh, egads! My roast is ruined. But what if I were to purchase fast food and disguise it as my own cooking? Delightfully devilish, Seymour. Ah- Skinner with his crazy explanations The superintendent's gonna need his medication When he hears Skinner's lame exaggerations There'll be trouble in town tonight Seymour! Superintendent, I was just- uh, just stretching my calves on the windowsill. Isometric exercise. Care to join me? Why is there smoke coming out of your oven, Seymour? Uh- Oh. That isn't smoke. It's steam. Steam from the steamed clams we're having. Mmm. Steamed clams. Whew. Superintendent, I hope you're ready for mouthwatering hamburgers. I thought we were having steamed clams. D'oh, no. I said steamed hams. That's what I call hamburgers. You call hamburgers steamed hams? Yes. It's a regional dialect. - Uh-huh. Uh, what region? - Uh, upstate New York. Really. Well, I'm from Utica, and I've never heard anyone use the phrase "steamed hams. " Oh, not in Utica. No. It's an Albany expression. I see. You know, these hamburgers are quite similar to the ones they have at Krusty Burger. Oh, no. Patented Skinner burgers. Old family recipe. - For steamed hams. - Yes. Yes. And you call them steamed hams despite the fact that they are obviously grilled. Ye- You know, the- One thing I should- - Excuse me for one second. - Of course. Well, that was wonderful. A good time was had by all. I'm pooped. Yes. I should be- Good Lord! What is happening in there? - Aurora borealis. - Uh- Aurora borealis at this time of year at this time of day in this part of the country localized entirely within your kitchen? - Yes. - May I see it? No. Seymour. ! The house is on fire. ! No, Mother. It's just the northern lights. Well, Seymour, you are an odd fellow but I must say you steam a good ham.
Comment by [deleted] at 12/05/2018 at 23:16 UTC
1 upvotes, 3 direct replies
Funny, I always thought he said “Oh Ye Gods! My roast is ruined!” Rather than “Oh egads! My roast is ruined!”.
I just googled it and the internet seems pretty split on what exactly he said.
Comment by SpyroDoomfire64 at 28/05/2018 at 02:54 UTC
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HELP!!!!!!! ***H E L P ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !***
Comment by thetrashyouleft at 30/06/2024 at 03:32 UTC
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Ich hoffe, Sie sind auf ein unvergessliches Mittagessen vorbereitet.
Ja. Oh, egads! Mein Braten ist ruiniert. Aber was wäre, wenn ich Fast Food kaufen und es als meine eigene Küche tarnen würde? Herrlich teuflisch, Seymour. Ah- Skinner mit seinen verrückten Erklärungen. Der Superintendent wird seine Medikamente brauchen. Wenn er Skinners lahme Übertreibungen hört, wird es heute Nacht Ärger in der Stadt geben, Seymour! Superintendent, ich habe nur meine Waden auf der Fensterbank ausgestreckt. Isometrische Übung. Möchtest du mitmachen? Warum kommt Rauch aus deinem Ofen, Seymour? Äh- oh. Das ist kein Rauch. Es ist Dampf. Dampf von den gedämpften Muscheln, die wir haben. Mmm. Gedämpfte Muscheln. Wütend. Superintendent, ich hoffe, Sie sind bereit für köstliche Hamburger. Ich dachte, wir hätten gedünstete Muscheln. D'oh, nein. Ich sagte gedämpfte Schinken. Das nenne ich Hamburger. Du nennst Hamburger gedämpften Schinken? Ja. Es ist ein regionaler Dialekt.
Uh-huh. Äh, welche Region? - Äh, im Norden von New York. Wirklich. Nun, ich komme aus Utica und habe noch nie gehört, dass jemand den Ausdruck „gedämpfter Schinken“ verwendet. Oh, nicht in Utica. Nein. Es ist ein Albany-Ausdruck. Ich verstehe. Wissen Sie, diese Hamburger sind denen bei Krusty Burger ziemlich ähnlich. Ach nein. Patentierte Skinner-Burger. Altes Familienrezept.
Für gedämpften Schinken.
Ja. Ja. Und Sie nennen sie gedämpften Schinken, obwohl sie offensichtlich gegrillt sind. Ye- Weißt du, das- Eine Sache, die ich tun sollte- - Entschuldigen Sie mich für eine Sekunde.
Natürlich. Nun, das war wunderbar. Alle hatten eine gute Zeit. Ich habe gekackt. Ja. Ich sollte – mein Gott! Was passiert da drin? - Nordlicht.
Äh – Aurora Borealis ist zu dieser Jahreszeit und zu dieser Tageszeit in diesem Teil des Landes vollständig in Ihrer Küche lokalisiert? - Ja.
Kann ich es sehen? Nein, Seymour. ! Das Haus brennt. ! Keine Mutter. Es sind nur die Nordlichter. Nun, Seymour, Sie sind ein seltsamer Kerl, aber ich muss sagen, Sie dämpfen einen guten Schinken