created by CircleJerkAmbassador on 01/11/2012 at 16:51 UTC*
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For some, it was a triumphant day. For some, a blunder. Let us regale our past with a song of my people[1].
1: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AVUZiLFPJhc
A goldmine of gems had arose. /r/Atheism had run out of quotes. It was a dark time in scientific history. For once, it was not enough....
For once, a community rose against religion and formed The Faces of Atheism.
The smugness could not be contained. The karma train was heading towards town and a few brave soldiers rose against all odds to liberate the untapped karma. They began taking pictures of themselves and putting quotes they made up. Let us begin, ladies first!
The cleavage of Atheism.[2] Not even /r/magicskyfairy could beat this amount of smug. http://i.imgur.com/PmLqK.jpg[3][4]
2: http://www.reddit.com/r/atheism/comments/qfcz4/i_am_the_face_of_ratheismand_my_parents_are/
3: http://i.imgur.com/PmLqK.jpg
4: http://i.imgur.com/PmLqK.jpg
Schlickin' off to ourselves[5][http://i.imgur.com/OpF5U.jpg](http://i.imgur.com/OpF5U.jpg[6]
5: http://www.reddit.com/r/atheism/comments/qel8o/my_own_words_lets_put_a_face_on_ratheism/
6: http://i.imgur.com/OpF5U.jpg
gOD doesn't real.[7]http://i.imgur.com/IFaaO.jpg[8][9]
7: http://www.reddit.com/r/atheism/comments/qesjf/faces_of_ratheism_my_personal_turning_point/
8: http://i.imgur.com/IFaaO.jpg
9: http://i.imgur.com/IFaaO.jpg
Kristen Stuart's faith smashing love story[10]http://i.imgur.com/Abu8F.jpg[11][12]
10: http://www.reddit.com/r/atheism/comments/qemsw/a_face_of_an_atheist_in_love/
11: http://i.imgur.com/Abu8F.jpg
12: http://i.imgur.com/Abu8F.jpg
Stupid fundie parents think gay people will end up marrying goats
And to top it off, denial can only go so far[13] and /r/circlejerk doesn't seem like a parody anymore[14]
13: http://i.qkme.me/36f0gv.jpg
14: http://www.reddit.com/r/atheism/comments/qf631/faces_of_atheism/
This doctor don't need no God.[15] And because of the karma whoring users who can't help but repost a picture obviously made for Reddit itself the OP had to make a fuckin' stop reposting my pic.[16] Typical Reddit being a creepy fuck is one of the reasons why.[17]
15: http://www.reddit.com/r/atheism/comments/qg0k7/faces_of_ratheism/
Then we get into the pointless bullshit. Nothing bothers me more than that. It has no meaning other than to purely, how do I put this, circlejerk.
Plain out, just upvote me because Canada doesn't believe in God.[18] The top comment says that they would have not heard about religion if it wasn't for /r/atheism. How the fuck can you be smugger than that?!
18: http://www.reddit.com/r/atheism/comments/qf95e/my_face_of_ratheism/
This is nothing but mocking the whole ordeal.[19] At this point, anything with a quote would be right up in the smugpage.
19: http://www.reddit.com/r/atheism/comments/qeqak/faces_of_ratheism/
Hot guy with absolutely no content.[20] "I'm an Atheist. No one bothers me about it and it doesn't significantly affect my life or relationships.... Fuck yeah."
20: http://www.reddit.com/r/atheism/comments/qeufw/my_face_of_ratheism/
Admittedly this works well, but holy fuck, 1k upvote total.
Again, /r/magicskyfairy is triumphed.
Finally it breaks down to just cats.[21] The sense of humor is appreciated, but the 4th wall of circlejerking is breaking.
21: http://www.reddit.com/r/atheism/comments/qfdek/kitty_face_of_ratheism/
As it all wraps up and everyone is spent, the self pleasuring continues with congratulating posts about it.
Just kidding! ::barf::
>I am a big fan because it also shows how human and intelligent the community is.
>I too, was brought close to tears by some! Best day ever on /r/atheism[1] for me.
Can't jerk any harder... must.. try..
Faces of Atheism will make a difference for the dehumanized Atheist minorities.
Atheism is genetic and non-irrelegious folks are committing genocide
Smuggin' in the (oppressed) free world
There was a rather large line..
And I could go on, but I think I'd become out of breath.
And don't think for one second that /r/Christianity is any better.
Finally the iconic picture shows itself. This[22] is the official face of Atheism.
22: http://i.imgur.com/haVOM.jpg
Finally the leve broke. No longer could the karma bandits keep it up. Not even could /r/circlejerk out do them[23]; the inception of /r/circlebroke had begun[24].
And so here we are today. Amiss of complaints, tired of Reddit's hivemind pandering shit, yet we still are here. When there is nothing left to do; we complain. Let us not look down upon our fellow neckbeard for he is what keeps us running. Let us rise up and out do them. How much do we care about shit we "don't care about"? Enough to make an over 12k subscriber sub-reddit about it. In the words of Volksgrenadier,
And thus the mods of /r/circlebroke would forever be known as Hitler.
Thank you /u/Sagion! <3
There's nothing here!
