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I hate the anti vaxx cartel. I've had enough of it. I support the raising of legions for the making of war. I went in to buy bread the other year. There was a guy with maga hat holding a rusty needle that looked like it was use to impregnate robotic livestock.
He said hold yer horses now boy. Ye gotta git shot to shop son. Can't just go around unvaccinated fer free now this is Murica. I said what's the donation price? He said now yer talking my lingo hehehe. Round bout 35 dolla. I said here's your money Hunnie. Now beat your feet and give Attila The Trump his tribute and leave us proper Romans to enjoy a proper Roman bread. Then he drove off in a truck so fast he dropped his maga hat. I tried it on from curiosity. The fucking thing changed my life in an instant. I took his post. I collected much tribute because I used to be a Roman and I knew where to squeeze the hardest to make them comply. I'm a self hating cartel member now. I used to be pure.
Comment by thewoodsrlovely at 02/02/2025 at 05:32 UTC
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Inspiring. True story. Hits home. Many of my friends and family had similar experiences.