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created by Gurdus4 on 31/01/2025 at 20:04 UTC
63 upvotes, 9 top-level comments (showing 9)
Comment by kweniston at 01/02/2025 at 07:43 UTC
11 upvotes, 1 direct replies
My seat belt protects you, your seatbelt protects me. It is that simple.
Comment by Candid-Jellyfish-975 at 31/01/2025 at 22:16 UTC
7 upvotes, 1 direct replies
I'll take the one full of color you bigots!!!!
Comment by WarpDriveWarper at 01/02/2025 at 18:23 UTC
4 upvotes, 0 direct replies
A sheep of the pfaithful flock!
Comment by SpiritualL30 at 02/02/2025 at 01:13 UTC
5 upvotes, 0 direct replies
Praise be! Look at all that safety!
Comment by RecentRecording8436 at 01/02/2025 at 07:31 UTC
3 upvotes, 0 direct replies
Can't in good conscience write this as a simple car accident. Not much killing in this small town. This coroner has ample time to read detective novels. This coroner suspects foul play. Victim was found on the road sliced up by rainbow weaponry. Could be related to a tribal turf war. Identity gangs road raging responding to micro driving aggressions such as one honk too many in the way gangs do.
Note to self: Establish cadavers sexual preference via standard riga Morty or riga Morticia test. Could be internal politics. Might just have their Judas on my table. Also pick up canned peas from grocers, running dangerously low. Don't forget to ding the can against metal shelf for discount. Don't ding them too loudly like you did the last time. Last thing you want is another grocery store audience watching you hurt cans to have to perform an aisle 7 concert for as bribe. I'm retired from music. I'm a coroner now. I'm a coroner now. I'm a coroner now. That's right. I was always a coroner. Music doesn't exist.
Comment by thewoodsrlovely at 02/02/2025 at 04:21 UTC
3 upvotes, 1 direct replies
Where are their masks??????
Comment by serial_crusher at 02/02/2025 at 16:40 UTC
2 upvotes, 0 direct replies
Shout out for my fellow people of color.
Comment by Transcend_Suffering at 01/02/2025 at 05:00 UTC
2 upvotes, 0 direct replies
No covid mRNA shots for me. I Got covid once in 2021 and it was one day and very mild (like a cold with muscle aches). Got RSV and it was a few days and just like a bad flu pretty much, though RSV was definitely worse but still not that bad for me.
So ive only been sick those two times since covid began. Everybody else i know gets sick on a regular basis and is mRNA jabbed.
Comment by batsnumberfour at 02/02/2025 at 03:58 UTC
1 upvotes, 0 direct replies
The Carditis twins, Myo and Peri, two Instagram influencers nobody had heard of before the COVID vaccine. Thank god sightings of them are ~~vanishingly definitely quite~~ somewhat rare and poor form to discuss in polite company.
