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created by Gurdus4 on 31/01/2025 at 10:33 UTC
29 upvotes, 4 top-level comments (showing 4)
Comment by Serious-Waltz-7157 at 31/01/2025 at 10:43 UTC
6 upvotes, 0 direct replies
Covidsies are AFRAID of the plastic that cover the plastic buttons, but not of the plastic the plastic buttons are made of. It is Known! It's pf$cience!!
Like in restaurants - you sit down you're safe, You stand up next time you know the Covidsies come running at you like mad stormtroopers. IT. IS. KNOWN!
Comment by Midlifeguitarcrisis at 31/01/2025 at 11:36 UTC
3 upvotes, 1 direct replies
Given that the Orange Satan has stopped $50 Million in condoms from going to Gaza, I am certain these will flood the American market at very reasonable cost. At these rock bottom prices, you could stock up and when shopping apply one of them on your pointer finger as an extra layer of protection. However, this begs a question…WHY IN THE NAME OF PFAUCHI ARE YOU EVEN CONTEMPLATING ENTERING A PHYSICAL STORE FULL OF PLAGUE RATS, FILTHY MAGAtS, AND WORSHIPPERS OF TRUMPf let alone COVID 🦠?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Comment by RecentRecording8436 at 31/01/2025 at 18:43 UTC
1 upvotes, 0 direct replies
It's called plastic because pla's stick to it instead and pose you no harm. PLA stands for plankton like assgiblets. You could straight up snort powdered plague they produce and enhance with big tiny muscles and tiny cute dresses for funsies as these government labs off plastic and it would do you no harm as the pla's in it would "stick". Try snorting it off metal or ceramic though and you wouldn't even get high you'd just die.
Comment by Traveler3141 at 01/02/2025 at 09:35 UTC
1 upvotes, 0 direct replies
Buttons are scary!
I'm old enough to remember when door handles and public toilet seats were scary.
