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created by im_intj on 20/01/2025 at 12:50 UTC
253 upvotes, 16 top-level comments (showing 16)
Comment by woailyx at 20/01/2025 at 12:58 UTC
57 upvotes, 0 direct replies
Congratulations to Lord Fauci (MBUH) for receiving the Medal of Pardon, the highest honor the Harris/Biden administration can bestow!
Comment by SickusBickus at 20/01/2025 at 13:15 UTC
48 upvotes, 1 direct replies
This just proves his innocence!! MBUH!
Comment by cuzimryte at 20/01/2025 at 14:12 UTC
35 upvotes, 1 direct replies
Why? What in the world could they have done that requires a preemptive pardon? So weird.
Comment by Bozzooo at 20/01/2025 at 12:51 UTC
26 upvotes, 1 direct replies
MBUH! Science have won!
Comment by Midlifeguitarcrisis at 20/01/2025 at 13:05 UTC
21 upvotes, 1 direct replies
Pope Joseph hath issued the greatest papal dispensation in the history of the universe never before seen in interstellar nor intrastellar space.
Comment by Observant-Observer at 20/01/2025 at 15:48 UTC
12 upvotes, 1 direct replies
He hath obtained pFSainthood...His Holy Elixir is the Blood...His Holy Syringe the vessel. 0.3mlMBUH
Comment by The_Realist01 at 20/01/2025 at 15:29 UTC
9 upvotes, 1 direct replies
I hope DeSantis eats him alive in Florida.
Comment by MoodysMood6 at 20/01/2025 at 13:18 UTC
14 upvotes, 1 direct replies
I came.
Comment by RonaldoLibertad at 20/01/2025 at 17:43 UTC
4 upvotes, 0 direct replies
Biden needs to pardon himself!
Comment by Keyboard-King at 20/01/2025 at 19:03 UTC
6 upvotes, 1 direct replies
Another win for big pharma.
Comment by ziksy9 at 20/01/2025 at 14:48 UTC
6 upvotes, 1 direct replies
This is why the 25th should have been invoked a year ago
Comment by wat_no_y at 21/01/2025 at 01:29 UTC
5 upvotes, 1 direct replies
My heart grew again guys
Comment by heywoodidaho at 20/01/2025 at 15:24 UTC
8 upvotes, 1 direct replies
What could the Jan 6 committee possibly need a pardon for? Burning witches is in the constitution or the bible ...same thing ?right??
Comment by SINdicate at 20/01/2025 at 14:20 UTC
3 upvotes, 0 direct replies
Fauci died for our sins (namely, electing orange satan)
Comment by fourwedge at 21/01/2025 at 04:43 UTC
2 upvotes, 0 direct replies
Some less saintly in our communities think this makes Pope Joseph look like "Le Shita de chicken". I think it is heroic. All hail Pope Joseph 🙏
Comment by 4lwaysnever at 20/01/2025 at 16:27 UTC
6 upvotes, 1 direct replies
This pardon is like a permanent legal mask that Saint Pfauchi can use to protect himself from the pandemic of Trumpism. Checkmate, bigots! Nothing to see here!