https://www.reddit.com/r/CasualUK/comments/7dc49k/what_reddit_cliches_wind_you_up_the_most/
created by [deleted] on 16/11/2017 at 12:40 UTC
210 upvotes, 93 top-level comments (showing 25)
For me it's:
Person: "Is the answer A, or is it B?"
Idiot: "Yes."
Crowd: "XD"
Comment by BroOfDumbo at 16/11/2017 at 13:11 UTC
216 upvotes, 4 direct replies
That if you use the word 'cunt' someone comments 'found the aussie'.
Fuck off you wankstains
Comment by [deleted] at 16/11/2017 at 12:48 UTC*
108 upvotes, 3 direct replies
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Comment by [deleted] at 16/11/2017 at 13:07 UTC
73 upvotes, 1 direct replies
"10,000 people died"
"It was 1,000"
"Oh so that makes it okay?!"
"What, no I... I never said that".
Comment by SquizzleWizzle at 16/11/2017 at 13:35 UTC
69 upvotes, 3 direct replies
When some kiss arse replies to a comment with
"don't use logic here can't you see we're trying to blah blah"
Comment by pajamakitten at 16/11/2017 at 13:18 UTC
54 upvotes, 5 direct replies
"Men of Reddit" followed by "Women of Reddit".
Comment by ILOVEGLADOS at 16/11/2017 at 13:42 UTC
58 upvotes, 6 direct replies
If I could advise one thing to anyone about Reddit, it’s please do not go into the default subs. Particularly their comments sections.
One interesting trend I’ve noticed over the past few years is the sheer intensity of some people on here. It’s not that they take the website far too seriously, although there are plenty of people who do that too. What I mean is, if you go into any subreddit that is specialist in any way, it’s always a fucking superiority contest.
I’ll use two examples where I’ve seen it recently. r/grime and r/boxing. Both utterly obsessed with finding the nichest niche of their niche. You can’t enjoy Stormzy, or McGregor/Mayweather because that’s what *casuals* do. You’re not a true fan of something unless you’re a massive hipster as far as I can see. r/movies is another- where it’s fun to shit on anything that’s a franchise. I’ve seen that word used as a insult which is ludicrous.
It’s funny how much Reddit shits on hipsters when so many people act like one.
Comment by uvurs at 16/11/2017 at 12:46 UTC
49 upvotes, 2 direct replies
On ask/request threads where the person is asking a question or advice from a specific group of people and there's always at least one twat that replies with "not 'x' but....", gets on my tits
Comment by ObnoxiousChap at 16/11/2017 at 12:52 UTC
45 upvotes, 1 direct replies
Edit: a word
Username checks out
Comment by [deleted] at 16/11/2017 at 13:52 UTC
48 upvotes, 2 direct replies
Comment by Raid_PW at 16/11/2017 at 13:48 UTC*
89 upvotes, 3 direct replies
That you are considered American until you say otherwise. I don't know whether this is a psychological or educational thing for US citizens, but it gets irritating every time someone tells me to go down to Hobby Lobby or Walmart without bothering to preface this with something like "if you live in the US", and I have to reply "I'm not American, but thanks anyway."
Comment by HPB at 16/11/2017 at 12:42 UTC
125 upvotes, 6 direct replies
This.
Comment by michaelisnotginger at 16/11/2017 at 14:44 UTC
41 upvotes, 3 direct replies
There is a significant % of users on this website that have *serious* problems with social interaction, and especially speaking to women in any capacity. And a lot of people seem to celebrate that, and it's very unhealthy.
Comment by [deleted] at 16/11/2017 at 14:13 UTC
39 upvotes, 3 direct replies
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Comment by you_wanker at 16/11/2017 at 13:04 UTC*
303 upvotes, 18 direct replies
Pupper
Doggo
Little guy
Can confirm
Username checks out
xxx checking in here
Story time..
Thankyou for your service
Boye
Snek/danger noodle
Thanks for the gold kind stranger
I'm not "x" but...
British teeth
British/English people playing up to the whole stiff upper lip, tea loving, bumbling aristocrat image the Americans have of us. Bleating on about people being "savages" or whatever because of how they make their tea. Do shut up.
Edit: Poop - saying "poop" rather than shit, crap, dump or whatever. How fucking old are you? 5?
Comment by [deleted] at 16/11/2017 at 13:08 UTC
91 upvotes, 10 direct replies
That I'm a man.
Hint: I'm not. Lots of us are not.
I never know how to deal with this. If you call it out constantly you get treated like you're making a fuss over nothing. If you ignore it you're perpetuating the idea that there are no women on Reddit, and everyone goes on automatically assuming a poster is male. (It's not so bad in this subreddit.)
Comment by jptoc at 16/11/2017 at 12:52 UTC
29 upvotes, 6 direct replies
I'm tired Robbie. Along with any other /r/soccer bullshit *but I keep going back*.
Comment by [deleted] at 16/11/2017 at 12:55 UTC*
53 upvotes, 2 direct replies
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Comment by [deleted] at 16/11/2017 at 15:27 UTC
25 upvotes, 1 direct replies
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Comment by 03fb at 16/11/2017 at 13:13 UTC
25 upvotes, 1 direct replies
The copy & pasta comments that need to be brought up every time.
Yeah that Rick and Morty high IQ one was barely funny the first time and now it's that damm EA one.
Comment by [deleted] at 16/11/2017 at 12:50 UTC
23 upvotes, 3 direct replies
There's always someone who wants to prove you wrong.
For those that are tempted; yes this was bait.
Comment by [deleted] at 16/11/2017 at 13:19 UTC
41 upvotes, 3 direct replies
Ruining even the simple pleasures like pictures of animals. Cat? Pussy reference! Dog? Bitch reference! Baby elephant? Dick size reference! Woman in frame with animal? Comment on her instead!
Looking at pictures of cute animals might not be the most productive use of my time, but I wish I didn't have to wade through that kind of stuff every time.
Comment by [deleted] at 16/11/2017 at 14:46 UTC
19 upvotes, 2 direct replies
I just hate it.
Comment by [deleted] at 16/11/2017 at 16:51 UTC*
18 upvotes, 1 direct replies
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Comment by 8luke at 16/11/2017 at 13:05 UTC
16 upvotes, 2 direct replies
glassing people for mild inconveniences.
Yeah, i went there.
Comment by paralympiacos at 16/11/2017 at 14:45 UTC
16 upvotes, 2 direct replies
Now kiss
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