I am a genius.

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created by metroracerUK on 09/03/2025 at 15:19 UTC

2013 upvotes, 43 top-level comments (showing 25)

Comments

Comment by divine-silence at 09/03/2025 at 15:22 UTC

440 upvotes, 3 direct replies

We want straight lines in the lawn please.

Comment by Mister_Snark at 09/03/2025 at 15:28 UTC

137 upvotes, 2 direct replies

It’s a nice sunny day, you’ve got a drink and you’re NOT on that slide over there? What kind of drunk adult are you?!

Comment by lxgrf at 09/03/2025 at 15:22 UTC

66 upvotes, 1 direct replies

Good way to water the lawn

Comment by GosmeisterGeneral at 09/03/2025 at 15:27 UTC

28 upvotes, 1 direct replies

Just need a lid or something to keep the grass out and JML will start selling them like mad.

Comment by _J0hnD0e_ at 09/03/2025 at 15:41 UTC

21 upvotes, 1 direct replies

[Insert Clarkson meme about one's genius here]

Comment by Batmanswrath at 09/03/2025 at 15:22 UTC

20 upvotes, 1 direct replies

Don't drink and drive../s

Comment by sasquatchmarley at 09/03/2025 at 15:24 UTC

26 upvotes, 3 direct replies

It's gonna get shaken around everywhere and spill, and might get grass in

Comment by sits79 at 09/03/2025 at 15:47 UTC

4 upvotes, 1 direct replies

Gonna end up like this guy[1].

1: https://youtu.be/elhKd5J4_PU?si=vG46gZLAujBpzJal

Comment by peanutttyy93 at 09/03/2025 at 15:54 UTC

2 upvotes, 0 direct replies

Ahh yes , the piss cup

Comment by Towpillah at 09/03/2025 at 16:35 UTC

3 upvotes, 1 direct replies

Nice.

https://preview.redd.it/hhz1ved1zone1.jpeg?width=4624&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e2c88f1cc31cd3e12b740aedfef233fbc6274fb9

Comment by killerfridge at 09/03/2025 at 15:28 UTC

2 upvotes, 0 direct replies

Mine comes with two built in. Not going to lie, it was a factor when I bought it

Comment by That_Touch5280 at 09/03/2025 at 15:35 UTC

2 upvotes, 0 direct replies

You certainly are! Does it have suspension?

Comment by Chevey0 at 09/03/2025 at 16:10 UTC

2 upvotes, 0 direct replies

Needs a lid and a very long straw. I'd be worried about spilling it and bits of grass getting into it. Love it though

Comment by TheBanishedBard at 09/03/2025 at 16:18 UTC

2 upvotes, 0 direct replies

Actually if you were a genius you would have an adolescent to verbally abuse while he took too long to get it done

Comment by Rookie_42 at 09/03/2025 at 16:23 UTC

2 upvotes, 0 direct replies

Let’s see you, then. That’s gonna go horribly wrong very fast.

Comment by Groon_ at 09/03/2025 at 18:02 UTC

2 upvotes, 0 direct replies

Most of that will become grass food.

Comment by Wearytraveller_ at 09/03/2025 at 22:37 UTC

2 upvotes, 0 direct replies

This is Nobel prize level

Comment by tfhermobwoayway at 09/03/2025 at 15:29 UTC

2 upvotes, 0 direct replies

Great until you hit a bump and half your pint ends up watering the grass

Comment by CthulhusEvilTwin at 09/03/2025 at 15:44 UTC

1 upvotes, 0 direct replies

Can't argue with the logic, delivery or your opinion.

Comment by Penguins_pair_4_life at 09/03/2025 at 15:48 UTC

1 upvotes, 0 direct replies

Multi-tasking at its finest

Comment by Long-Kiwi-8206 at 09/03/2025 at 15:55 UTC

1 upvotes, 0 direct replies

Haha, how much is left once you start moving?

Comment by Long-Kiwi-8206 at 09/03/2025 at 15:56 UTC

1 upvotes, 0 direct replies

Haha, how much is left once you start moving?

Comment by mintandberries at 09/03/2025 at 16:00 UTC

1 upvotes, 0 direct replies

Copying this immediately thank you for your example

Comment by shiftlocked at 09/03/2025 at 16:03 UTC

1 upvotes, 0 direct replies

Sir / madam. Please direct me to your kickstarter page. I shall pledge to make this happen 😂

Comment by Brief-Contract-3403 at 09/03/2025 at 16:06 UTC

1 upvotes, 0 direct replies

He is the chosen one