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created by NoYouCantHavePudding on 09/03/2025 at 13:19 UTC
266 upvotes, 24 top-level comments (showing 24)
It’s bad enough when my pub food is served on a roofing slate, but peeing into a Tuba is a bit much….
What’s the weirdest thing (careful now), you’ve seen in a pub toilet?
This was The Bell in Ticehurst. A thoroughly lovely pub by the way.
Comment by DazzleLove at 09/03/2025 at 13:22 UTC
93 upvotes, 1 direct replies
I pity the cleaners, though it’s very pretty
Comment by gazchap at 09/03/2025 at 13:28 UTC
48 upvotes, 1 direct replies
Yeah, there's absolutely no way that that floor isn't awash with piss by the end of the average Friday/Saturday night.
Comment by Dduwies_Gymreig at 09/03/2025 at 14:54 UTC
13 upvotes, 1 direct replies
What was in the cubicle? A kettle drum with a cymbal as a lid?
Comment by AGreaterCall at 09/03/2025 at 13:37 UTC
25 upvotes, 0 direct replies
Do you think they play the brown note
Comment by ozz9955 at 09/03/2025 at 15:27 UTC
9 upvotes, 0 direct replies
I got married there!
Not in the toilet I'll add...
Comment by DirtyToe5 at 09/03/2025 at 13:41 UTC
8 upvotes, 2 direct replies
I thought they might be French horns, which shows how little I know
Comment by Rowmyownboat at 09/03/2025 at 14:07 UTC
9 upvotes, 0 direct replies
The brass section is out here and the wind section is in the cubicles.
Comment by cloud1445 at 09/03/2025 at 13:43 UTC
6 upvotes, 0 direct replies
‘Me? I make tubas. I’ve spent my whole live perfecting the craft. I love it... What?’
Comment by finishhimlarry at 09/03/2025 at 13:59 UTC
5 upvotes, 0 direct replies
What's a French horn doing in the pub!? Jesus, I need a drink.
Comment by Chef_of_Deth at 09/03/2025 at 14:29 UTC
2 upvotes, 0 direct replies
Are the crappers drums and the taps of the sinks flutes
Comment by V65Pilot at 09/03/2025 at 15:08 UTC
2 upvotes, 1 direct replies
Who farted?
Comment by Veronome at 09/03/2025 at 15:34 UTC
2 upvotes, 0 direct replies
"It'll freak em out! 'What's a tuba doing in a pub toilet? I need a drink!' "
Comment by poppypodlatex at 09/03/2025 at 17:09 UTC
2 upvotes, 0 direct replies
If i was confronted with that, id just piss in the sink.
Comment by stereoworld at 09/03/2025 at 13:54 UTC
4 upvotes, 0 direct replies
Reminds me of the toilets at Barton Grange Garden Centre. It's fun pissing into a giant flower
Comment by WhyBothaa at 09/03/2025 at 13:57 UTC*
3 upvotes, 0 direct replies
Did you manage to play a tune out of those things?
Comment by mr_bearcules at 09/03/2025 at 14:07 UTC
3 upvotes, 1 direct replies
Went there last year, very good food.
Not sure about the decor in the dining room though, all a bit dusty and “ye olde world”
Comment by TheGardenBlinked at 09/03/2025 at 14:37 UTC
1 upvotes, 0 direct replies
Pooba
Comment by Shade_39 at 09/03/2025 at 15:24 UTC
1 upvotes, 0 direct replies
Pub bathrooms have never been hornier
Comment by psychopastry at 09/03/2025 at 19:34 UTC
1 upvotes, 0 direct replies
I hear you can get a wicked rusty trombone in there
Comment by TheScrobber at 09/03/2025 at 21:03 UTC
1 upvotes, 0 direct replies
Weird, my uncle used to use the phrase "who pissed in your trombone"
Comment by StupidMusician1 at 09/03/2025 at 13:40 UTC
1 upvotes, 0 direct replies
Wouldn't that just splash everywhere?
Comment by Both-Gas9924 at 09/03/2025 at 13:41 UTC
1 upvotes, 0 direct replies
You'd need brass balls to piss in those.
Comment by pmmeyourpeacesign at 09/03/2025 at 14:33 UTC
1 upvotes, 0 direct replies
I hate urinals with no privacy partitions between them.
Comment by Poo_Poo_La_Foo at 09/03/2025 at 14:16 UTC
0 upvotes, 1 direct replies
Go to the pub. Get pissed. Then get the horn.
