My neighbour got a parcel delivered

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created by Bozzaholic on 08/03/2025 at 17:17 UTC

6837 upvotes, 95 top-level comments (showing 25)

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Comment by JustAMan1234567 at 08/03/2025 at 17:22 UTC

1506 upvotes, 14 direct replies

A two-pound black, ribbed knobbler is needed for that.

Comment by Greedy-Mechanic-4932 at 08/03/2025 at 17:22 UTC

1069 upvotes, 1 direct replies

The old jokes are the best.

The "panty sniffer" ones are fun, too...

Comment by lucasadtr at 08/03/2025 at 17:31 UTC

589 upvotes, 4 direct replies

Reminds me of when my mate was moving. I looked after some boxes for him, he came to collect and put the box in his car, I had written "BARRY'S PORN" in massive marker pen letters, on the side of the box I was holding when passing it to him. So he put it in the car then took it out the car then into his new house without seeing it, but his new neighbours did.

Comment by Spattzzzzz at 08/03/2025 at 17:22 UTC

518 upvotes, 14 direct replies

What is industrial strength?

Comment by Shoddy-Computer2377 at 08/03/2025 at 17:39 UTC

270 upvotes, 1 direct replies

Joke packaging, but guess the postie got a good laugh out of it.

Comment by Ok-Wait489 at 08/03/2025 at 17:37 UTC

95 upvotes, 1 direct replies

At least its not the back door

Comment by WhyBothaa at 08/03/2025 at 17:18 UTC

439 upvotes, 2 direct replies

“Discreet packaging” they said!!

Comment by mrrocketappliance at 08/03/2025 at 17:32 UTC

110 upvotes, 0 direct replies

Ffs they delivered it to the wrong address. Never using Evri again.

Comment by AlanBrownSugar88 at 08/03/2025 at 17:26 UTC

102 upvotes, 3 direct replies

Kenneth?

Comment by SingleLandscape6068 at 08/03/2025 at 17:39 UTC

32 upvotes, 0 direct replies

Of course we believe it's the "neighbour's"!!

Comment by Apprehensive-Swing-3 at 08/03/2025 at 17:27 UTC*

110 upvotes, 1 direct replies

Probably a hilarious friend sent it 🤣

Comment by YourPeachesAndCream at 08/03/2025 at 17:29 UTC

37 upvotes, 4 direct replies

Where can I buy these? Asking for a friend

Comment by Sea-Percentage-1992 at 08/03/2025 at 17:30 UTC

15 upvotes, 0 direct replies

Someones having a laugh, or they’ve upset someone.

Comment by WolfiusMaximus1016 at 08/03/2025 at 17:23 UTC

41 upvotes, 4 direct replies

INDUSTRIAL STRENGTH!? THAT IS NOT A GOOD THING FOR A DILDO, YOU NEED WOBBLE NOT CONCRETE IN THE SHAPE OF A DICK!!

Comment by mkmike81 at 08/03/2025 at 18:00 UTC

17 upvotes, 0 direct replies

Someone's nicked the scene from Lock Stock.

What you do is you open a company called the Arse Tickler's Faggot Fan Club. You take an advert in the back page of some gay mag, advertising the latest in arse-intruding dildos, sell it a bit with, er... I dunno, "does what no other dildo can do until now", latest and greatest in sexual technology. Guaranteed results or money back, all that bollocks. These dills cost twenty-five each; a snip for all the pleasure they are going to give the recipients. They send a cheque to the company name, nothing offensive, er, Bobbie's Bits or something, for twenty-five. You put these in the bank for two weeks and let them clear. Now this is the clever bit. Then you send back the cheques for twenty-five pounds from the real company name, Arse Tickler's Faggot Fan Club, saying sorry, we couldn't get the supply from America, they have sold out. Now you see how many of the people cash those cheques; not a single soul, because who wants his bank manager to know he tickles arses when he is not paying in cheques!

Comment by IbexOutgrabe at 08/03/2025 at 17:46 UTC

7 upvotes, 0 direct replies

That’s a good friend right there. I’ll be doing this for a friends birthday.

Comment by Sustainable_Twat at 08/03/2025 at 17:37 UTC

6 upvotes, 0 direct replies

Were you not in?

Comment by RitmanRovers at 08/03/2025 at 17:51 UTC

18 upvotes, 1 direct replies

That's been done on purpose for +1 internets due to the bad spray paint.

Comment by Beardwithlegs at 08/03/2025 at 18:28 UTC

5 upvotes, 0 direct replies

If you think about it. This may be a smart play on the person, who wants to steal a box of dildos?