Seen in coop’s reduced section - what a steal!

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created by TheRockingChar on 31/01/2025 at 16:21 UTC

1959 upvotes, 38 top-level comments (showing 25)

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Comment by Middleagedukguy at 31/01/2025 at 16:31 UTC

732 upvotes, 11 direct replies

I work for a high st supermarket also , the amount of waste is actually disgusting , just wish there was less “ red tape “ and it could be given to those in need or even staff but nope

Comment by SteR88 at 31/01/2025 at 16:24 UTC

106 upvotes, 3 direct replies

Crap apple.

Comment by thepeddlernowspeaks at 31/01/2025 at 17:38 UTC

102 upvotes, 0 direct replies

My Sainsbury's Local was rubbish for reductions. Stuff that already looked a day too old - was £5.50, now reduced to £5.17! Sainsbury's, it's a cream cake selection box that literally can't be sold 10 minutes from now, make a proper reduction you knobs. I'm fine to play dodgy cream shits roulette but not for the sake of saving 33p.

Comment by Spottswoodeforgod at 31/01/2025 at 16:26 UTC

81 upvotes, 0 direct replies

Give it a few days and I reckon you will be able to pay even less for that natural cider on a stalk…

Comment by itsaslothlife at 31/01/2025 at 16:49 UTC

59 upvotes, 1 direct replies

I suppose a horse wouldn't mind

Comment by spacecrustaceans at 31/01/2025 at 18:02 UTC

47 upvotes, 2 direct replies

I swear Co-op has the worst price reductions—it’s barely a discount. It'll go from £3 to £2.85… Like, bitch, I’d rather spend the extra 15p and not have it go out of date that same day. Literally everything is overpriced—you’re lucky if you walk out with three or four items for under £20. Convenience store? What the fuck is convenient?

And they won’t stop harassing me about their membership scheme, but none of the so-called 'member prices' apply to anything I’d actually buy. Just not worth it for me.

Thanks for attending my Co-op rant TED Talk.

Comment by Firstpoet at 31/01/2025 at 17:41 UTC

26 upvotes, 0 direct replies

If you're a bug or caterpillar on a budget, this is great news.

Comment by JumpyBoi at 31/01/2025 at 18:11 UTC

19 upvotes, 1 direct replies

Think of the possibilities!

You could throw it at a scallawag in a pillory

You could make compost

You could litter

The opportunities are endless!

Comment by TheRockingChar at 31/01/2025 at 16:24 UTC

64 upvotes, 0 direct replies

To be fair, it's probably worth far more than 10p. There's likely a worm inside with added protein.

Comment by prustage at 31/01/2025 at 18:33 UTC

16 upvotes, 0 direct replies

"Its now or never!" - er... I'll take "Never" thanks.

Comment by lurking_not_working at 31/01/2025 at 17:48 UTC

5 upvotes, 0 direct replies

That's one big weight loss pill.

Comment by Teestow21 at 31/01/2025 at 17:16 UTC

5 upvotes, 0 direct replies

I wonder if the adhesive in the reduced stickers is foodsafe 🤔

Comment by HasNoGreeting at 31/01/2025 at 19:12 UTC

5 upvotes, 0 direct replies

Got a mince pie for a penny last week.

Comment by AnnoyedHaddock at 31/01/2025 at 16:34 UTC

5 upvotes, 1 direct replies

That’s basically free cider.

Comment by GakSplat at 31/01/2025 at 21:28 UTC

2 upvotes, 0 direct replies

Good for composting, I suppose.

Comment by Matthew_Hopkins_ at 01/02/2025 at 01:51 UTC

2 upvotes, 0 direct replies

Fit for equine consumption.

Comment by Track_2 at 31/01/2025 at 16:52 UTC

5 upvotes, 1 direct replies

Looks better than most of the fruit and veg in the non-reduced section at my local Sainos

Comment by Spoon-Fed-Badger at 31/01/2025 at 18:31 UTC

2 upvotes, 0 direct replies

Essentially cider at that point, better get your ID ready

Comment by Pifflebushhh at 31/01/2025 at 17:14 UTC

1 upvotes, 1 direct replies

At this point they’re just selling the seeds for you to grow your own lol

Comment by Ganja_hunter47 at 31/01/2025 at 18:54 UTC

1 upvotes, 0 direct replies

🤣😂😅

Comment by elcuolo at 31/01/2025 at 19:52 UTC

1 upvotes, 0 direct replies

Do you pay them, or do they pay you?

Comment by Andi_Lou_Who at 31/01/2025 at 19:52 UTC

1 upvotes, 0 direct replies

Are those maggot holes in the apple? 😨

Comment by januarynights at 31/01/2025 at 20:38 UTC

1 upvotes, 0 direct replies

This is awful. My local onestop gives away stuff for free sometimes when it's going to go out of date and it's in much better condition than this apple!

Comment by Mabbernathy at 31/01/2025 at 21:05 UTC

1 upvotes, 0 direct replies

I wouldn't give that to the squirrel outside.

Comment by deanomatronix at 31/01/2025 at 21:31 UTC

1 upvotes, 0 direct replies

People say an apple a day keeps the doctor away but I just ate one from coop and I’ve been shitting water for a week

Shows just how much “experts” know