Me, Calaber24p, Eating My Left Nut

https://www.reddit.com/r/Bitcoin/comments/7gjdah/me_calaber24p_eating_my_left_nut/

created by calaber24p on 30/11/2017 at 03:33 UTC*

3297 upvotes, 288 top-level comments (showing 25)

When I made the statement 2 years ago at this point, bitcoin was much less mature and far lower in value. I had always believed that at some point it would hit 10k, but I didnt believe it would be before the end of 2017. Needless to say, I was wrong.

I am invested in bitcoin and have been a supporter since 2012, so hitting 10k was a mixed bag. I will still be bag holding my coins going forward, but unfortunately my testicle bag will have to part with half its stash. Without further ado, here is the video.WARNING: THIS IS GRAPHIC AND NOT FOR THE SQUEAMISH!

~~https://www.liveleak.com/view?i=2f5_1512012007~~[1] taken down

1: https://www.liveleak.com/view?i=2f5_1512012007~~

https://streamable.com/svn6e

Comments

Comment by chochochan at 30/11/2017 at 11:32 UTC

170 upvotes, 3 direct replies

Can someone ELI5 the squish sound after the first cut? I thought human testicles were supposed to be made of solid matter?

Comment by [deleted] at 30/11/2017 at 03:35 UTC*

873 upvotes, 10 direct replies

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Comment by rookie3k at 30/11/2017 at 03:36 UTC

734 upvotes, 5 direct replies

Dude. This needs a NSFW tag.

Comment by [deleted] at 30/11/2017 at 12:46 UTC

343 upvotes, 2 direct replies

I TOLD EVERYBODY THAT BITCOIN WAS A FUCKING CULT LOOK AT THIS GUY EATING HIS OWN TESTICLE! FUCK! YOU GUYS ARE INSANE I AM OUT. I THOUGH I WOULD NEVER GIVE UP BUT THIS IS JUST TO MUCH.

Comment by [deleted] at 30/11/2017 at 17:51 UTC*

155 upvotes, 4 direct replies

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Comment by [deleted] at 30/11/2017 at 07:20 UTC*

407 upvotes, 5 direct replies

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Comment by [deleted] at 30/11/2017 at 15:30 UTC

61 upvotes, 1 direct replies

wtf dude, I did not watch but just wtf, what was your reasoning? are you crazy or something? or full of honor, or do you think you will become some roger ver if you don't stick to your words? cmon man, NOBODY really expected you to actually eat your left nut, it's just crazy, did you really think anyone would have NOT forgotten about all of this in a week after reaching 10k? you could put two peanuts on a table and eaten the left one, everyone would have giggled and moved on, but WTF this, and why? again, I will not watch any of this, cause the idea disgusts me, but tell us: what was your actual motivation? internet-pride? I don't get it.

Comment by calaber24p at 30/11/2017 at 04:15 UTC*

387 upvotes, 3 direct replies

Liveleak took the video down and banned me (didnt even know that was possible) Trying to figure out a mirror now. Im uploading it to an ipfs service dtube. Dont know how well it will work, its only temporary..

edit: just ended up using https://streamable.com/svn6e

Comment by TulipTrading at 30/11/2017 at 10:22 UTC

47 upvotes, 0 direct replies

NSFL

Comment by [deleted] at 30/11/2017 at 08:46 UTC

215 upvotes, 9 direct replies

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Comment by Dark_Byte at 30/11/2017 at 15:32 UTC

43 upvotes, 1 direct replies

This is why bitcoin has gone down in price

Comment by edwinthepig at 30/11/2017 at 03:42 UTC

132 upvotes, 2 direct replies

Damn I missed it and now the post has been removed

Comment by TearsOfChildren at 30/11/2017 at 06:53 UTC

145 upvotes, 3 direct replies

I saw the knife and my balls started hurting and I clicked out, I don't even wanna attempt watching this in case it's actually real lol

Comment by [deleted] at 30/11/2017 at 07:57 UTC*

111 upvotes, 1 direct replies

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Comment by WormLivesMatter at 30/11/2017 at 08:05 UTC

62 upvotes, 1 direct replies

At least you had dipping sauce

Comment by LyyK at 30/11/2017 at 08:23 UTC

54 upvotes, 0 direct replies

I'd say he's got balls but that would be grammatically incorrect.

Comment by soberasfuck at 30/11/2017 at 06:54 UTC

74 upvotes, 0 direct replies

Oh my god. I can’t believe you really did it. You should probably go to the hospital

Comment by Derpy_User_ID at 30/11/2017 at 08:50 UTC

25 upvotes, 0 direct replies

I clicked the link and was not disappointed. Jesus...

Comment by C_hase at 30/11/2017 at 03:34 UTC

84 upvotes, 2 direct replies

I expected two peanuts and you eating the one on the left.

Comment by kattbilder at 30/11/2017 at 08:59 UTC

101 upvotes, 1 direct replies

Sickest fucking shit I've ever seen, we as a community should be ashamed, this is on all of us.

Comment by paeybu at 30/11/2017 at 14:39 UTC

23 upvotes, 0 direct replies

Save the click guys. It's worse than /r/watchpeopledie/

Comment by itsjevans at 30/11/2017 at 15:34 UTC

22 upvotes, 0 direct replies

This needs to be taken down immediately. This reflects badly on all of us. And the blood- this isn't what Bitcoin is about

Comment by clams_are_people_too at 30/11/2017 at 03:38 UTC

122 upvotes, 1 direct replies

OMG HE DID IT

Comment by [deleted] at 30/11/2017 at 15:22 UTC

62 upvotes, 3 direct replies

Honestly this sub has lost it. Appalled that moderation is even allowing this. Oh we can’t talk about “altcoins” but a gore NSFL mutilation video is aaaalllright? Is this what we are up to nowadays? Are you trying to make us all look like lunatics?

Comment by [deleted] at 30/11/2017 at 08:24 UTC

73 upvotes, 4 direct replies

I'm currently in a meeting and can't open. What happened? Did he REALLY do it?