Comment by RealFluffyCat on 30/11/2017 at 03:31 UTC

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View submission: Don't invest recklessly

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all he needs to do is buy 1 bitcoin for 1 million on a exchange and he doesnt need to cut off his dick and eat it...

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Comment by Emrico1 at 30/11/2017 at 11:53 UTC

75 upvotes, 1 direct replies

We're in 2017 and this guy is in 2020

Comment by yarauuta at 30/11/2017 at 12:30 UTC

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It is not so simple. He has to "average" transactions to a million.

Comment by Vityou at 01/12/2017 at 01:46 UTC

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No, he has to buy a Bitcoin (or any number of bitcoins) at the price of (21,000,000*(1,000,000/current price))

edit: or else his Bitcoin would be the only one worth a million dollars.

Comment by shure_slo at 01/12/2017 at 09:07 UTC

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I think we've had enough cutting things off yesterday... I'm still sick even thinking about it and haven't even watched that wretched video.

Comment by [deleted] at 05/12/2017 at 01:06 UTC

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1 million is borderline unachievable though due to limitations

Comment by [deleted] at 08/12/2017 at 14:06 UTC

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Did he really say that?

Comment by PoliticalShrapnel at 02/12/2017 at 22:36 UTC

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Huh? That doesn't make sense. If I buy a 1 Bitcoin today that doesn't lower the price.