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First date, guy told me he wanted me to meet his mother later after dinner. Even our waiter looked dumbfounded as he overheard it. Lol. Suffice to say I did not meet her that night or any other.
Comment by froderenfelemus at 25/01/2025 at 20:22 UTC
95 upvotes, 0 direct replies
LMFAO NOT THE WAITER TOO 😭😭😭
Comment by surveysaysno at 25/01/2025 at 21:44 UTC
16 upvotes, 0 direct replies
"I keep her ashes in a pendant around my neck whats weird about that?"
-that guy probably