Comment by WVA1999 on 27/02/2025 at 09:49 UTC

207 upvotes, 3 direct replies (showing 3)

View submission: Do you eat your 5 a day?

Yes,

chippy tea = 1 potato

Lemon pop = 1 lemon

Pizza lunch = tomatos

Fruit n nut = fruit and nuts

= 5

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Comment by Ok-Chest-7932 at 27/02/2025 at 10:37 UTC

18 upvotes, 0 direct replies

I admire your optimism.

Comment by jawide626 at 27/02/2025 at 21:50 UTC

1 upvotes, 0 direct replies

Solid maths.

Comment by TheSpareIpad at 27/02/2025 at 11:42 UTC

0 upvotes, 0 direct replies

I laughed out loud to this. Brilliant!