Comment by rotzverpopelt on 25/02/2022 at 18:32 UTC

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who would steal human remains?

The British?

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Comment by [deleted] at 25/02/2022 at 19:45 UTC

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We used to steal multipacks of airwaves chewing gum from Presto's on our school lunch break! What makes you think we won't steal remains of the deceased?

Comment by Schmicarus at 25/02/2022 at 19:51 UTC

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and important cultural artifacts too don't forget

Comment by [deleted] at 25/02/2022 at 19:10 UTC

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Comment by BakuhatsuPikuw at 25/02/2022 at 22:21 UTC

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Oi

Comment by CaptainBeans_ at 26/02/2022 at 02:36 UTC

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China

Comment by sinsirius at 25/02/2022 at 20:19 UTC

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In fairness to the Brits, they needed firewood apparently.

Comment by donut_boi_457765 at 25/02/2022 at 23:16 UTC

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I'm british. That hurts.

I meant bri'sh hehehee

Comment by Stillattoes at 25/02/2022 at 23:21 UTC

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Really!!

Comment by Vostok-aregreat-710 at 26/02/2022 at 00:43 UTC

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A Philadelphia university

Comment by [deleted] at 26/02/2022 at 00:45 UTC

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As a British, yes...

Comment by _blobb_ at 26/02/2022 at 02:19 UTC

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i friggin snorted

Comment by Da_madking at 26/02/2022 at 02:35 UTC

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The french. They have a museum of stolen skulls of revolutionaries from the old colonies in north Africa

Comment by RichieBootyBalls at 26/02/2022 at 02:48 UTC

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Damn bruhs gone insane

Comment by obiwantogooutside at 26/02/2022 at 04:20 UTC

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Archeologists…

Comment by CharlieApples at 26/02/2022 at 08:23 UTC

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Their empire may lay in ruins, but don’t let that fool you. For the English have been collecting the bones of those they’ve oppressed for centuries.

It is said that when Elizabeth II finally dies, the high court of English necromancers will use their kingdom’s hoard of human bones to resurrect her as the eternal Empress of Englishmankind.