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View submission: People who draw penises on everything, why?
I has a classmate in 2nd grade that got suspended 6 times in one year for drawing tits on everthing. Desk, papers, notebook, textbooks, chalkboard. The kid just drew tits fucking everywhere, he was like compulsed to do so.
So the kid moved the next year, never saw him again, but in 6th grade I needed a book report book so I went to the library. I pulled a book that looked interesting and inside the front cover, you guessed it, tits. And I knew immediately it was from him. Exact same tits. So I grabbed the next book, and the next, and the next... Probably almost the entire row on that case had tits inside the cover. He must have stood there for five minutes and just drew tits during library time back in second grade. I laughed so fucking hard, maybe the most I've ever laughed in my entire life.
His name was Robert. Robert, if you're out there reading this, thanks for the laugh bro. I hope you're not a sex offender or anything now! Cheers!
Comment by Cyog at 25/02/2022 at 18:33 UTC
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he’s the sex defender
Comment by [deleted] at 25/02/2022 at 19:02 UTC
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In school, i would always find a textbook in each class and draw everything in there. I would always choose the same textbook so by the end of tge year the textbook would have penises on everysingle page
Comment by [deleted] at 26/02/2022 at 08:26 UTC
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His name is Robert Paulson