Comment by [deleted] on 25/02/2022 at 14:11 UTC

2618 upvotes, 40 direct replies (showing 25)

View submission: People who draw penises on everything, why?

Now, because of your comment, I’m thinking I would like my skull to be graffitied after my death. I could become art, even if it’s just a bunch of peens. Like an after death performance art piece.

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Comment by Toasted_Decaf at 25/02/2022 at 14:27 UTC

1114 upvotes, 27 direct replies

That's exactly why I'm getting cremated. Ain't no way am I gonna get a dick attached to my forehead

Comment by LithiumPotassium at 25/02/2022 at 15:07 UTC

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I've looked into this before, and unfortunately it's generally not legal to get your skull preserved after death. Which is a shame, because I wouldn't mind letting my descendants have my skull to put on their mantle.

Comment by coolbond1 at 25/02/2022 at 15:54 UTC

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You know, having my skull cleaned and then carved into a piece of art would honestly not be a bad way to go about it.

Comment by PaperPlaythings at 25/02/2022 at 16:57 UTC

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i have a friend who does scrimshaw on human bone and so many people want to donate their skulls and bones to him for use in art. I guess it's a degree of immortality.

Comment by SpectralEntity at 25/02/2022 at 15:03 UTC

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Performance art pie(ni)ce!

Comment by WesternUnusual2713 at 25/02/2022 at 15:03 UTC

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Hi I'll draw on your skill for like, £10. You don't even have to be dead first

Comment by ninjas_in_my_pants at 25/02/2022 at 15:11 UTC

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And centuries from now, a vacationing family will come across your remains. And the dad will grin and say, “Hey kids, look at that. Must have been a real dickhead, huh?”

Comment by hornylolifucker at 25/02/2022 at 15:12 UTC

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There was this guy on 4chan that stole a skull from the catacombs years ago and fucked the eye socket

There should be a Reddit post from one of the 4chan subs.

Now you have the chance to imagine yourself relieving him of his urges.

Comment by Johncamp28 at 25/02/2022 at 15:37 UTC

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Look at this guy, one penis per skull unless you’re like a Nobel prize winner

Comment by FloSTEP at 25/02/2022 at 15:48 UTC

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A dickhead even in death

Comment by binaryblade at 25/02/2022 at 16:33 UTC

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Have my skull stripped and bleached and then have it painted up like a mexican death mask or something.

Comment by Tridoubleu at 25/02/2022 at 16:35 UTC

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So... A dickhead

Comment by NoobSabatical at 25/02/2022 at 16:49 UTC

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Art imitates life eh? Dick head now, dick head after?

Comment by boogs_23 at 25/02/2022 at 17:12 UTC

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People often concern themselves with their legacy, which, in the grand scheme of things, is meaningless. To truly make a mark after death, your very bones must become a canvas for penis doodles.

Comment by rainbow_bro_bot at 25/02/2022 at 17:51 UTC

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Good point. If someone draws a penis on your skull after you have died and decomposed, you will be immortalised as a work of art.

Comment by Eric_the_Barbarian at 25/02/2022 at 15:01 UTC

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Death is a normal part of life, and life involves drawing dicks on things.

Comment by ManiacalMalapert at 25/02/2022 at 14:50 UTC

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And you would get to make sooooo many people uncomfortable.

Comment by Silver-Shoulder-9184 at 25/02/2022 at 15:36 UTC

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That's a real headfuck