Comment by tammerfing on 25/02/2022 at 13:25 UTC

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View submission: People who draw penises on everything, why?

Don’t know why. But it’s clearly a strong urge. At my daughters school there used to be a drawer hanging off the bench in the biology lab. Inside the drawer generations of students had drawn penises. A drawer full of penises. Then there was a new Biology teacher and she objected to the penis-filled drawer, so she painted over the inside of the drawer in white. Someone wrote “blank canvas” and drew a penis. Many more penises followed. So the teacher took the drawer away. Now they draw the penises on the brackets where the drawer used to hang.

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Comment by wolskortt at 25/02/2022 at 15:44 UTC

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At this point, it's a school tradition.

Comment by joanfiggins at 25/02/2022 at 16:15 UTC*

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They have been doing this forever. I recall a bunch of ancient Roman stuff they found with dicks drawn on it. It's one of the few jokes that can stand the test of time.

Edit: found it. I must say that I'm a little disappointed in the lack of viens and general avoidance of pubic hair on the balls of pics that came up when I was looking for it. It's like they weren't even trying. https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2019/feb/28/roman-britain-phalluses-hadrians-wall

Comment by shrekker49 at 25/02/2022 at 15:40 UTC*

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Damn if that hard working, persistent spirit doesn't bring a tear to my dick.

Edit: Why is this my most upvoted comment ever? Thanks I guess lol

Comment by Crowbrah_ at 25/02/2022 at 16:02 UTC

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Damn. Years of history down the drain, just like that

Comment by FrostingIllustrious8 at 25/02/2022 at 16:21 UTC

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In the distant future, when they x-ray the drawer for its artistic historical value, they will find layer upon layer of dicks.

Comment by RegulatoryCapture at 25/02/2022 at 16:07 UTC*

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In the "Long Way Up," Ewan McGregor stops to draw a dick on an abandoned bus in the Atacama desert.

If fricking Obi Wan Kenobi can't control the cock-drawing urge, nobody can.

Comment by Muppetude at 25/02/2022 at 16:25 UTC

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Don’t know why. But it’s clearly a strong urge.

The reason for the urge is clear to anyone who has ever dwelt among humans. Our entire culture is built around our penises. It is funny to say they are small. It is funny to say they are big. I've been at parties where humans have held bottles, pencils, thermoses in front of themselves and called out 'Hey look at me! I'm Mr. So-And-So Dick! I've got such-and-such for a penis!' I never saw it fail to get a laugh.

Comment by Chub_thumper at 25/02/2022 at 16:11 UTC

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That drawer has big dick energy

Comment by Cstripling87 at 25/02/2022 at 16:43 UTC

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And God said "Let there be dicks." and it was drawn.

Comment by GaiusMariusxx at 25/02/2022 at 18:25 UTC

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What a cock block.

Comment by The-Lights_Fantastic at 25/02/2022 at 21:18 UTC*

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I once wrote "minge" on a desk in a classroom I only went to once a week, by the next week there was a list of around 20 different words for vagina under it. So I wrote "cock" next to where I had written "minge", the next week the vagina list was even longer and the penis list was growing nicely.

Comment by calebrbates at 25/02/2022 at 22:12 UTC*

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Me and my friend Tim had a “dick book”. It started when I drew a massive cock on this picture of an astronaut in his textbook. There was another astronaut kneeling down to collect soil samples and it just came to me in a moment of phallic inspiration. After that we went through putting one everywhere we could. Hope that book’s still out there.

Comment by Ebenizer_Splooge at 25/02/2022 at 16:43 UTC

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I believe they've found Roman carvings in brick of a bunch of dicks, it's a human tradition

Comment by [deleted] at 25/02/2022 at 16:51 UTC

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That’s school spirit right there

Comment by Sisyphuzz at 25/02/2022 at 17:07 UTC

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This speaks volumes about human culture

Comment by EarthVSFlyingSaucers at 25/02/2022 at 17:17 UTC

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OUR PENISIS WILL BLOCK OUT THE SUN!

Comment by Too_N1ce at 25/02/2022 at 17:21 UTC

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Something like 8% of kids do it but whatever

Comment by rachelkv at 25/02/2022 at 17:36 UTC

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Why not paint the drawer black?

Comment by InsomniacAcademic at 25/02/2022 at 17:45 UTC

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I was an RA in college. I had a whiteboard outside of my room that I was fine with my residents writing on. Naturally, penis drawings would intermittently pop up. I started grading them, and for whatever reason, that’s what stopped the drawings lol. I think they were trying to annoy me. They weren’t prepared for the RA who taught sex Ed to not be annoyed by penis drawings, which is frankly just not knowing your audience

Comment by [deleted] at 25/02/2022 at 17:55 UTC

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Superbad flashbacks lol

Comment by Doc_Niemand at 25/02/2022 at 17:58 UTC

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Keep your penis in your drawers. If you take away someone’s drawers then their penis is just going to be hanging out there.

Comment by otoko_no_hito at 25/02/2022 at 18:15 UTC

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This tradition goes back in time a lot further than most people think, for example there is graffiti on Pompeii with clear and powerful dongs.

That's incidentally also a very common drawing in caves from the upper Neolithic, to say that this is traditional art work it's an understatement.

Comment by Kcidobor at 25/02/2022 at 18:37 UTC

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Where there’s a will there’s a wang

Comment by avant-bored at 25/02/2022 at 19:00 UTC

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It is the will of the community that that space is for the depiction of penises. Disrespectful of her imo.

Comment by chrisat420 at 25/02/2022 at 19:04 UTC

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Best thing I’ve read all day