Comment by Tokiw4 on 25/02/2022 at 12:13 UTC

6868 upvotes, 30 direct replies (showing 25)

View submission: People who draw penises on everything, why?

They're super easy to draw, are easily recognizable, and transcend language barriers. Drawing it and knowing someone who sees it might chuckle. It makes a statement that, instead of writing something profound, you chose to make the world's easiest joke.

TLDR: haha pipi funny

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Comment by [deleted] at 25/02/2022 at 13:40 UTC

1419 upvotes, 6 direct replies

The original meme, if you will.

Comment by TentacleHydra at 25/02/2022 at 15:23 UTC

316 upvotes, 9 direct replies

Figuring out ways to draw them on your friends homework as quickly and easily as possible.

A 9P with a loop was the go to method. Could do it before they even blinked. I was a dick fucking ninja.

Comment by surrealisntit at 25/02/2022 at 15:28 UTC

63 upvotes, 1 direct replies

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Comment by StolenValourSlayer69 at 25/02/2022 at 15:27 UTC

171 upvotes, 1 direct replies

That’s probably the best explanation you’ll see on here, that’s exactly it. Used to draw them as a kid all the time (not obsessively like some other commenters) just because 1) they’re crude and therefore funny as a kid, and 2) because writing “fuck” would get you in actual trouble, whereas drawing a dick would just make everyone involved in bitching you out feel awkward, so there were never really any repercussions. It was a way of “rebelling” or at least being a fuck head without having to really get in any trouble.

Comment by waitingfordownload at 25/02/2022 at 17:55 UTC

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Ok, I am female, and now I want to draw a vagina, just to see if it is as easy - and I am starting to panic because I don’t really know how to draw one - ¥. Front view, side view, bend over view, legs open or closed view. I want it to be the kind of vagina that someone will sky write and people will point and without hesitation say : LOL Vagina!

Comment by [deleted] at 25/02/2022 at 17:20 UTC

5 upvotes, 0 direct replies

I’m gonna start drawing vaginas.

Comment by awesome-bunny at 25/02/2022 at 18:30 UTC

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Just look at the "dick-butt" craze on reddit, 2018-2019.

Comment by renassauce_man at 25/02/2022 at 17:01 UTC

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kinda makes you wonder if the first letter of alphabet might have evolved from some guy repeatedly drawing a penis .... then some guy seeing the drawings going A

Comment by jjaystar94 at 25/02/2022 at 17:28 UTC

3 upvotes, 0 direct replies

But why not boobies?

Comment by knightsofshame82 at 25/02/2022 at 17:43 UTC

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The real question is, why *wouldn’t* we draw dicks everywhere?

Comment by Zonkistador at 25/02/2022 at 22:13 UTC

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And it is a timehonered tradition. Pompei is full of dicks. First archeologists thought they were pointing to whore houses, but later had to discover that every house would have to be a whorehouse then and your mom can't live everywhere.

Comment by Sartheris at 25/02/2022 at 16:57 UTC

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the world's easiest joke.

I applaud you for that

Comment by SolidBoat3351 at 25/02/2022 at 18:06 UTC

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8====>

Comment by MeesterCartmanez at 25/02/2022 at 18:17 UTC

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On a rocky outcrop of Astypalaia, a Greek island in Aegean Sea, archaeologists have found a bit of 2,500 year old graffiti that has a particular distinction—it's one of the oldest pieces of erotic graffiti anyone's ever found. The inscriptions are of a rather scandalous nature: they feature penises and phrases celebrating the carvers’ sexual conquests.

Comment by ksyoung17 at 25/02/2022 at 18:20 UTC

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Sort of like the realization you have learning about the dumb shit your parents did when they were your age.

"They're just like us!"

Comment by nixielover at 25/02/2022 at 18:28 UTC

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Designed a specific piece for work, I wish I could show it (sorry proprietary) because it totally accidentally is penis shaped.

Comment by TheReverseShock at 25/02/2022 at 19:13 UTC

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some of the oldest cave drawings are dick pics

Comment by [deleted] at 25/02/2022 at 19:17 UTC

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i was a contrarian shitbird in high school and drew a vulva/vagina/ whenever I saw a penis in a textbook

Comment by PancAshAsh at 25/02/2022 at 19:30 UTC

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The oldest written joke is a fart joke, but given there are cave paintings of dicks older than that dick jokes are probably older.

Comment by [deleted] at 25/02/2022 at 19:33 UTC

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No one laughs

Comment by boof_it_all at 25/02/2022 at 20:51 UTC

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Archaeologists walk into caves where Neanderthals graffitied dicks and get a chuckle.

It’s joke that transcends eons.

Comment by [deleted] at 26/02/2022 at 02:38 UTC

0 upvotes, 1 direct replies

You're all immature. Grow the fuck up and actually do something with your life.

Comment by [deleted] at 25/02/2022 at 18:00 UTC

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this is the most human answer.

Comment by AlwaysHopelesslyLost at 25/02/2022 at 18:31 UTC

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and knowing someone who sees it might chuckle

But who would chuckle?

Comment by dreadpiratesleepy at 25/02/2022 at 22:41 UTC

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Exactly when I see a dick in some random place I smile and sometimes when I’m in a random place I think to myself, I’m gonna draw a dick and bring a smile to a few folks!