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View submission: People who draw penises on everything, why?
“Weep you girls. My penis has given you up. It now penetrates men’s behinds. Goodbye wondrous femininity!” -Graffiti found in Pompeii
Comment by VinoVici at 25/02/2022 at 12:02 UTC
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I'm sure the Latin expressed it more like: "Weep, bitches. My cock's done with you. I assfuck men now. Adios, glorious pussy!"
Comment by Fiolah at 25/02/2022 at 13:00 UTC
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I like the one with the legionary lamenting how he has only had sex with six women on leave, 'too few for such a stallion'.