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View submission: Why do people read while shitting?
I'm actually writing this from the shitter.
You see, the toilet is a throne for many men. To me it's more of a place to spend time being my own filthy self. And I don't know about you, but I don't smell my shit. Maybe that's why you dislike being on the toilet.
I'd be willing to bet you're one of those people who have hand sanitizer and a granola bar in their man purse.
Comment by Kouper at 06/01/2011 at 08:29 UTC
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Haha, nope. I like granola bars, sure. But I got over my germophobia YEARS ago. Its just in my mind, recliner > toilet in terms of comfort. But how do you not smell your own shit?? Mine doesn't smell *terrible* to me (like shit that doesn't come from me). I guess I just spend that "time being my own filthy self" in my room-- its a lot more spacey and comfortable than the bathroom