Hey Reddit, I'm Redditing from the Denver International Airport and I see a lot of people on laptops around using the free wifi. Just on the offchance, any fellow Redditors here?

https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/98mm8/hey_reddit_im_redditing_from_the_denver/

created by Saydrah on 08/08/2009 at 00:56 UTC*

221 upvotes, 33 top-level comments (showing 25)

I've got about 90 minutes before my flight. If there's another Redditor here I'll buy you an adult beverage at the brewery at the end of Concourse C.

EDIT: I'm at Gate C32 sitting by a giant grey backpack. I have a black t-shirt, jeans, and a silver Dell laptop on my lap. I'm sitting by a giant grey backpack and a black leather purse. If you are here and would rather just come say hello than post, identify yourself with the phrase, "The narwhal bacons at midnight."

EDIT2: But I'm gonna go pee now so if you wander over and don't see me, wait a minute.

EDIT3: Done peeing, found a power outlet, plugged the laptop in, come on over!

EDIT4: Hey, guy in the striped shirt photoshopping a photo of your girlfriend, I see you glancing over here. Are you a Redditor?

EDIT5: I'll be back Sunday night at 10:30PMish, and I leave from the San Francisco airport Sunday at 7:20, so if anyone else will be in Denver or SF on Sunday, you should mention that also.

Additionally, I feel compelled to mention that the guy in the hat sitting behind me does not appear to be a Redditor but he really should be, he's looking at a bunch of programming forums. I wish we had little business cards we could hand out with the alien and "JOIN US" or something.

EDIT6: Oops, gotta board. It was a fun thought, maybe see one of you Sunday! Later narwhaligators.

EDIT7: OK, I arrived safely in San Francisco. Going to visit my cuttlefish friends tomorrow at the Monterrey Bay Aquarium.

Comments

Comment by AndTheHeroFai1s at 08/08/2009 at 01:00 UTC*

55 upvotes, 1 direct replies

I'll be the guy in the shirt!

Comment by [deleted] at 08/08/2009 at 05:00 UTC

43 upvotes, 1 direct replies

Meet me in the mens room at the Minneapolis/St.Paul airport. I'll tap your shoe with mine.

Comment by FreakinWolfy at 08/08/2009 at 01:36 UTC

664 upvotes, 7 direct replies

"The narwhal bacons at midnight" is now the official phrase to identify yourself as a redditor.

Comment by [deleted] at 08/08/2009 at 02:57 UTC

26 upvotes, 1 direct replies

I have been lurking for about a year but signed up for this post. I am in Denver for work from SF. I am flying back to SF on Monday. Come back to the airport and buy me a drink!

Comment by [deleted] at 08/08/2009 at 03:06 UTC*

20 upvotes, 2 direct replies

I'm in DIA now! I just yelled, "BACON!!!!!" Did you hear me?!?

Comment by tunacanoe at 08/08/2009 at 06:21 UTC

14 upvotes, 1 direct replies

Someday I will meet another redditor. Someday.

Comment by keepingitcivil at 08/08/2009 at 07:04 UTC

11 upvotes, 4 direct replies

So this actually gave me an interesting idea: What if we had a reddit for airport meetings? The idea is you could post the name of the airport you're in, what gate you're at, etc, for quick meetups with traveling redditors. Sound good?

Comment by [deleted] at 09/08/2009 at 05:02 UTC*

13 upvotes, 1 direct replies

I don't know the legality of it, but hey, why not give it a twirl?

Here is a business card, as you asked, with the alien and the words "join us"

May I recommend the indestructible paper, so as to save the alien?

reddit skinny business card

Comment by [deleted] at 08/08/2009 at 01:40 UTC

20 upvotes, 2 direct replies

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Comment by aspiringsensei at 08/08/2009 at 12:42 UTC

8 upvotes, 2 direct replies

this could be pretty easily abused, but somebody should come up with some sort of "reddittrack" system, wherein bored redditors in public places could ping some central server and trigger a beacon that beckons fellow redditors towards them.

could get stalkery, but also could be cool. maybe an Iphone app?

Comment by grumpypants_mcnallen at 08/08/2009 at 01:36 UTC

7 upvotes, 1 direct replies

Quick we've got 90 minutes (minus the submitted xx minuts ago) to get this to the frontpage !

Comment by Taughtology at 08/08/2009 at 04:29 UTC*

6 upvotes, 2 direct replies

Gate C32, near the smokers' lounge, the Einstein Bros bagels, and that beer and breakfast place?

Never heard of it.

Edit: Yes, smokers' lounges. There are at least two in DIA.

"Feel free to pay $14 for a shitty cigar," is, I think, their motto.

Comment by [deleted] at 08/08/2009 at 03:57 UTC

4 upvotes, 0 direct replies

Haha such an awesome idea. :)

Comment by davidott at 08/08/2009 at 05:59 UTC

5 upvotes, 1 direct replies

so here goes: ill be in the san fran airport on sunday and maybe the DIA en route. respond and ill post the time, etc.

Comment by [deleted] at 08/08/2009 at 04:00 UTC

3 upvotes, 0 direct replies

That's an amazingly huge airport. I've been there a few times. Never thought to do this! Next time.

Comment by [deleted] at 08/08/2009 at 08:00 UTC

3 upvotes, 1 direct replies

Wow.

I was Redditing today on Denver International WiFi. Gate C32. Southwest flight 810 to LAX.

We were so close!

Comment by Aqwis at 08/08/2009 at 02:28 UTC

7 upvotes, 5 direct replies

Dell laptop? I'm stayin' away.

Comment by mflux at 08/08/2009 at 05:29 UTC

2 upvotes, 0 direct replies

Anyone at Taipei TaoYuan airport? :D Free wifi here too.

Comment by sucka at 08/08/2009 at 05:45 UTC

2 upvotes, 0 direct replies

I was there on Wednesday, and I'll be there again Saturday afternoon. So close, so close.

Comment by [deleted] at 08/08/2009 at 19:48 UTC

4 upvotes, 0 direct replies

God you are desperate.

Comment by dentata at 08/08/2009 at 03:52 UTC

3 upvotes, 2 direct replies

I hate bacon :(

Comment by magneticmagnum at 08/08/2009 at 09:08 UTC

1 upvotes, 0 direct replies

Next time you plan to spend a long time around an airport, let me know. I travel often, with free flight benefits. I'd fly there just for that free adult beverage.

Comment by Tiny_Elvis at 08/08/2009 at 14:18 UTC

1 upvotes, 0 direct replies

I was there, but you probably missed me, because I'm so tiny, man.

Comment by [deleted] at 08/08/2009 at 16:11 UTC

1 upvotes, 0 direct replies

hey I'm about to go to DIA in a couple hours to fly to San Fransisco....weird...

Comment by aephoenix at 08/08/2009 at 07:48 UTC

1 upvotes, 1 direct replies

You get free wifi at your airport? Da*yummm*, stupid Newark.