What’s something you have never, and most likely will never believe in?

https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1j6pxnz/whats_something_you_have_never_and_most_likely/

created by East_Brush_1501 on 08/03/2025 at 20:18 UTC

273 upvotes, 191 top-level comments (showing 25)

Comments

Comment by Flipperflopper21 at 08/03/2025 at 20:32 UTC

641 upvotes, 6 direct replies

The earth is flat.

Comment by YesNotKnow123 at 08/03/2025 at 20:46 UTC

1341 upvotes, 10 direct replies

“Everything happens for a reason.” Should be more like “humans have the ability to rationalize anything negative that happens to them as long as they end up surviving it.”

Comment by That-Election9465 at 08/03/2025 at 20:31 UTC

262 upvotes, 7 direct replies

Multi-level marketing scams

Comment by Emergency-Goat-4249 at 08/03/2025 at 20:36 UTC

115 upvotes, 2 direct replies

Time shares

Comment by helpmeimfuct at 08/03/2025 at 20:40 UTC

468 upvotes, 8 direct replies

Rodents of unusual size

Comment by mdhunter99 at 08/03/2025 at 21:43 UTC

257 upvotes, 7 direct replies

The idiotic belief that the Holocaust did not happen.

There are literal MOUNTAINS of evidence that it did happen. The perpetrators said it happened at Nuremberg, general Eisenhower forced civilians to look at the camps, he ordered photographs to be taken so that no one would deny it in the future.

Fuck I’m getting mad just thinking about it.

Comment by Superb-artorian at 08/03/2025 at 20:37 UTC

157 upvotes, 9 direct replies

Money can't buy happiness

Comment by CronosKilo at 08/03/2025 at 20:37 UTC

204 upvotes, 13 direct replies

Getting a cold, from being cold/sitting on something cold.

Comment by grannybubbles at 08/03/2025 at 20:22 UTC

692 upvotes, 9 direct replies

Trickle-down economics.

Comment by East_Brush_1501 at 08/03/2025 at 20:18 UTC

253 upvotes, 16 direct replies

I’ll go first: hypnosis, unless someone does it on me I will probably always think the person being hypnotized is in on it

Comment by XploringTheWorld at 08/03/2025 at 20:18 UTC

297 upvotes, 7 direct replies

Banana flavoring.

Comment by 123coffee321 at 08/03/2025 at 21:05 UTC

32 upvotes, 0 direct replies

Fad diets

Comment by river-running at 08/03/2025 at 21:33 UTC

136 upvotes, 2 direct replies

That there's some good in everyone. Most people, sure, but not everyone.

Comment by AlternativeIcy7513 at 08/03/2025 at 20:46 UTC

59 upvotes, 3 direct replies

The earth is flat and essential oils for medical purposes

Comment by Some-Skirt-7304 at 08/03/2025 at 21:21 UTC

56 upvotes, 7 direct replies

That people actually like jogging

Comment by SunBelly at 08/03/2025 at 20:58 UTC

91 upvotes, 2 direct replies

Astrology

Comment by YaBoiMarkizzle at 08/03/2025 at 20:23 UTC

195 upvotes, 6 direct replies

Mediums/Fortune tellers. The south park episode said it all lol

Comment by brighteyedjordan at 08/03/2025 at 21:32 UTC

70 upvotes, 0 direct replies

Privatisation of essential services.

Comment by DrD3adpool at 08/03/2025 at 20:41 UTC

94 upvotes, 3 direct replies

Flat Earth

Vaccines cause autism

Comment by lurgi at 08/03/2025 at 20:27 UTC

417 upvotes, 9 direct replies

God (or any sort of religion).

Comment by Creative_pulse_ at 08/03/2025 at 20:21 UTC

38 upvotes, 2 direct replies

That "one more episode" actually means just one more.

Comment by bluesky34 at 08/03/2025 at 21:33 UTC

14 upvotes, 0 direct replies

Extended warranties

Comment by shaneacton1 at 08/03/2025 at 20:32 UTC

54 upvotes, 1 direct replies

Reiki / "energy work"

Comment by Retiredfr at 08/03/2025 at 20:51 UTC

52 upvotes, 2 direct replies

Words uttered by a politician.

Comment by middleagedlowlife at 08/03/2025 at 21:27 UTC

46 upvotes, 1 direct replies

I'd tell you a joke about trickle-down economics but you probably wouldn't get it.