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View submission: What's something you never understood about the opposite gender?
Do you want me to explain that I'm sitting there thinking how many wolverines it would take to kill a polar bear? Or how far back I can stand from the toilet before I can't aim my piss into it? Or while I'm driving that I'm calculating if I can beat the GPS's estimated arrival time?
I'd rather just say nothing than try to justify these weird ass thoughts running through my head unchecked.
Comment by my_little_mutation at 08/03/2025 at 20:04 UTC
48 upvotes, 1 direct replies
Honestly maybe I'm just weird too because I would love to hear all of those things, who doesn't want to theorize about wolverine on polar bear combat strategies?
Personally I live for that kind of silly shit I think it makes life more fun
Comment by vicarooni1 at 08/03/2025 at 20:24 UTC
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No wait, as a woman I absolutely wanna know about that. Personally, I think roughly 10-15 wolverines. Depends on how angry they are.
Comment by Abject_Champion3966 at 08/03/2025 at 21:35 UTC
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I would actually love to hear these things. I’ve tried prompting my boyfriend to talk about daydreams and stuff, but he says he just doesn’t have them. I do, though, but I guess it just isn’t his thing.
Comment by YAYtersalad at 08/03/2025 at 23:10 UTC
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Nope. We want to hear them all. At least your friendly neurodivergent people around you.
Comment by LordGhoul at 08/03/2025 at 23:02 UTC
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my weird thoughts can certainly compete with that. hope one day I'll find a guy to exchange weird thoughts with
Comment by IwantyoualltoBEDAVE at 09/03/2025 at 01:40 UTC
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Yes we want you to explain the crazy thoughts. That’s more interesting than a reply of ‘nothing’
Comment by Fuck_U_Time_Killer at 08/03/2025 at 23:13 UTC
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Goddammit now I'm wondering how many wolverine will it take??
Comment by RepFilms at 09/03/2025 at 04:55 UTC
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Ooooo, those are great things to think about. Mind if I borrow some of them?
Comment by Emergency-Towel124 at 09/03/2025 at 12:02 UTC
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Actually yes. 🤣 I kind of do want to join some of those conversations.