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YTA. Stop corrupting the morals of our young men and eat your hemlock!
Comment by Sokrates_of_Athens at 01/04/2020 at 19:00 UTC
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Ask the youths who sought my company if they feel corrupted. Indeed, search them for this corruption; I promise you will find only the most dedicated and upstanding citizens among them. Where, then, has my corruption gone? Was it swallowed by the aether? Did they sweat it out?