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View submission: AITA for questioning everything?
INFO: Well, that's a hard question to answer. By what criteria would you define a person as an asshole? Personally, I'd define an asshole as the thing that emits the clouds of gas when one farts, but I feel you're using a different definition.
Comment by Sokrates_of_Athens at 01/04/2020 at 08:56 UTC
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You ask in jest, no doubt, dear Aristophanes, for everything is in jest to you. But it is quite a serious matter. What is an asshole? Do only asses have assholes - does the asshole properly belong to the ass, or can man have an asshole if he is an ass? And can any hole in an ass be an asshole, for instance its ears or nostrils?