Comment by iamnotasloth on 27/08/2017 at 20:27 UTC

4749 upvotes, 37 direct replies (showing 25)

View submission: The landlord sends his regards

Anywhere else but confession bear, I'd be mad. Here, you're doing god's work, son. Keep it up.

Also, you should definitely disconnect for a couple minutes in the middle and then bring it back on again before you cut it for good. That way they miss a little bit, have whatever happened during that part spoiled by what they see when the show comes back on, then fully miss the end when you cut it for good. Don't just make them miss it, give them spoilers and THEN make them miss it.

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Comment by [deleted] at 27/08/2017 at 20:58 UTC

568 upvotes, 3 direct replies

True torture.

Comment by dufis at 27/08/2017 at 22:44 UTC

988 upvotes, 4 direct replies

If it's an apartment building and they live next door, cut it wait a few mins yell a spoiler like "OMG DANY IS FUCKING JORA" then wait 10 and turn it back on

Comment by BryanDGuy at 27/08/2017 at 22:58 UTC

76 upvotes, 1 direct replies

Jesus, Ramsay

Comment by BlueBiscuit85 at 27/08/2017 at 22:09 UTC

116 upvotes, 1 direct replies

Calm down there Satan.

Comment by JonCorleone at 27/08/2017 at 23:09 UTC

17 upvotes, 0 direct replies

yes that way they will continue watching way into the broadcast in hopes that it will magically "reconnect" again.

Comment by StrokeGameHusky at 27/08/2017 at 23:22 UTC

35 upvotes, 1 direct replies

Can't they just watch it on HBO go?

Comment by Amonette2012 at 27/08/2017 at 23:28 UTC

13 upvotes, 0 direct replies

Cold.

https://youtu.be/Fmsv-XUQ7Sk?t=34s

Comment by ineednewstart at 28/08/2017 at 00:08 UTC

8 upvotes, 1 direct replies

Try to plan it for when #epicboatsex[1] is on. That'll get em real good.

1: /spoiler

Comment by [deleted] at 28/08/2017 at 00:10 UTC

2 upvotes, 0 direct replies

Are you Cersei?

Comment by NoOscarForLeoD at 27/08/2017 at 23:30 UTC

1 upvotes, 0 direct replies

Or cut the audio instead of the entire video.

Comment by byjehn at 27/08/2017 at 23:35 UTC

1 upvotes, 1 direct replies

cut the cable/internet except during commercials.

Comment by DRAWKWARD79 at 27/08/2017 at 23:38 UTC

1 upvotes, 0 direct replies

Ok calm down satan.

Comment by Etherius at 27/08/2017 at 23:57 UTC

1 upvotes, 0 direct replies

Then you knock on their door and ask if they saw the big spoiler... with every detail.

There's no excuse for late rent.

Comment by gordo65 at 27/08/2017 at 23:58 UTC

1 upvotes, 0 direct replies

Also, cut off their neighbors so they can't cheat and go next door to watch it.

Comment by late2thepauly at 28/08/2017 at 00:01 UTC

1 upvotes, 0 direct replies

Take it easy, GRRM

Comment by RadSpaceWizard at 28/08/2017 at 00:17 UTC

1 upvotes, 0 direct replies

Calm down, Satan.

Comment by VROF at 28/08/2017 at 00:18 UTC

1 upvotes, 0 direct replies

Holy shit this is evil

Comment by DizzyedUpGirl at 28/08/2017 at 00:23 UTC

1 upvotes, 0 direct replies

Fucking shit. What are you? A Bolton?

Comment by 2ndbestsnever at 28/08/2017 at 00:26 UTC

1 upvotes, 0 direct replies

no no, like 5 minutes into it cut it for like 3 seconds, then like 12 minutes, cut it for 15 seconds, then like 35 minutes into it cut it for like 30 seconds, then like 45 minutes into cut it for the rest of the episode :)

Comment by omgfmlihatemylife at 28/08/2017 at 00:27 UTC

1 upvotes, 0 direct replies

Ramsey is dat youse?

Comment by Kanga_ at 28/08/2017 at 00:28 UTC

1 upvotes, 0 direct replies

You're nasty. I like it.

Comment by ssfbob at 28/08/2017 at 00:43 UTC

1 upvotes, 0 direct replies

Hey Satan, it's been a while!

Comment by [deleted] at 28/08/2017 at 00:53 UTC

1 upvotes, 0 direct replies

you, I like you

Comment by Train_Wreck_272 at 28/08/2017 at 02:12 UTC

1 upvotes, 0 direct replies

Do this right before cleganebowl, then bring it back for that split second right after.

Comment by comik300 at 28/08/2017 at 02:38 UTC

1 upvotes, 0 direct replies

Found the Guantanamo interrogater