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View submission: how it feels being European rn
I often imagine being Wilhelm in 1913, but then I realise I'll have to live in the Netherlands within 5 years.
Comment by cabinaarmadio23 at 10/03/2025 at 20:12 UTC
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I'd rather shoot myself
Comment by Nervous_Promotion819 at 10/03/2025 at 21:41 UTC
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and couldn’t jerk off properly because of your crippled left arm
Comment by AnaphoricReference at 11/03/2025 at 11:51 UTC
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I can relate. I sometimes imagine being William II at the start of the Waterloo campaign, ready to own Napoleon with my knowledge of what is going to happen, but then I turn around and see regiments of Belgians behind me and I realize I'll want to piss on their graves in less than 20 years.