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Salvini said that bridge is being made.
Salvini always lies.
Therefore, there is no bridge.
Comment by Ex_aeternum at 10/03/2025 at 21:46 UTC
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A Greek and an Italian major meet at the Greek's house. Says the Italian "Wow, that's what I call a luxurious villa, that's a real beautiful garden, all the fine furniture around here... say, how did you finance this?" "Well, do you see that bridge over there?" "Huh, yeah, that doesn't look impressive, to be honest, it's quite small for all that traffic" "Yes, but the ministry paid for a two-lane bridge with all the latest traffic control and what not!"....
Two years later, they meet at the Italian's house. Says the Greek "Wow, that's not even a villa anymore, that's a palace! All that gold and the artwork ... say, how did you finance this?" "Well, do you see that bridge over there?" "What bridge?" "Ah, you see...: