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You can't just say perchance.
Comment by Korust at 24/04/2022 at 14:54 UTC
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Everyone knows Mario is cool as fuck. But who knows what he’s thinking? Who knows why he crushes turtles? And why do we think about him as fondly as we think of the mythical (nonexistent?) Dr Pepper? Perchance.
I believe it was Kant who said “Experience without theory is blind, but theory without experience is mere intellectual play.” Mario exhibits experience by crushing turts all day, but he exhibits theory by stating “Let’s-a go!” Keep it up, baby!
When Mario leaves his place of safety to stomp a turty, he knows that he may Die. And yet, for a man who can purchase lives with money, a life becomes a mere store of value. A tax that can be paid for, much as a rich man feels any law with a fine is a price. We think of Mario as a hero, but he is simply a one percenter of a more privileged variety. The lifekind. Perchance.
Comment by Dabber_Danny at 24/04/2022 at 16:28 UTC
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Comment by TheMoises at 24/04/2022 at 17:48 UTC
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Mayhaps
Comment by Red_Rocky54 at 24/04/2022 at 17:59 UTC
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You can and I'm tired of saying you can't