“Oh dear!”
“What?”
“A 91 year old man was tased by police [1].”
“Oh man … ”
“And he had Alzheimer's.”
“Well, at least he won't remember it.”
“You are bad! Bad! No Christmas cookies for you!”
[1] http://nypost.com/2016/12/23/cops-tase-91-year-old-man-with-alzheimers/