“That looks like some form of chili pepper.”
“Yup. I decided against putting them in my soup.”
“Hmm … let me try one.”
“Are you sure?”
“Ooh … that has a bite.”
“How hot?”
“It's got a definite bite to it. My lips are tingling.”
“That's pretty hot then.”
“Oh … my libs! I can't feel my libs! They're numb!”
“I'm definitely glad I didn't put them in the soup.”
“Ahhhhh! My libs! I can'b feeb my libs!”