“I want you to go. But the name doesn't matter. I've saved you from being forever a purple kitten.”
Notes on an overheard conversation while driving in Boca Raton, Florida
In other news, in orbital mechanics, you can catch up by slowing down
The “E” does not stand for “enough.”
What is it with teenage detectives, anyway?
Bookless libraries, a Latinless Catholic Church and other unbelievable things
When the sun rose and set in New Mexico
Oh look! A potential Darwin Award Winner!
Reading comprehension and user experience are not a spammer's forte
The Flowers and Fruit Basket Request Form Form
The Psychotherapy of Racter, or The Descent Into Madness of Sean Conner
Scorsese's “The Psychosis of Racter”
The Psychotherapy of Racter might be possible
“Sean, how are dogs like children? Their sanity and lunacy are instantly scary.”
You haven't experienced driving in Florida until you drive through Yehaw Junction
A little rain, a little T-Rex, and a totally not there waitron