“Wasting my time? Okay, I'll waste your time.”
I, for one, am still awaiting our self-aware robotic overlords
The times were simpler back then
Boatmurdered, or how I learned to stop worrying and flood the forests with lava
Of course it's slower, but I didn't expect it to be quite that bad
When an issue requires a clone to resolve, I think the bus number is a bit too low
I'm sorry, but I have to unfriend you—you're a credit risk
Some more usless µbenchmarks checking for integer overflow
I don't think anybody actually uses this instruction
“You've not experienced Shakespeare until you've read it in the original …”
Oh my god! The radio just went to 11!
In search of … the original Key Lime Pie recipe
Stories about a software company
I think there's a lesson here in simplicity, but I'm not sure what
Oh wait … this is an art project, isn't it?
It was twenty years ago today, that Crash Override taught us to HACK THE PLANET!
Breakin' the law! Breakin' the law! Scufflaws breakin' the law!
It. May. Cause. Paranoia. As. A. Side. Effect. How hard is that to understand?
The near futility of encryption key management
You had one job … and … you did it?
But wait! I thought you had to create the universe first!
It appears that my high school is now a day care center for delinquents
The fight for the smallest chess program is intense
It's the end of the world as we know it, and I feel fine
Hey FaceGoogleMyBookPlusTwitterSpace, you're feaking me out!