2009/01/01

There was a large boom just outside the window … I suppose this means that 2008 finally went out with a bang. Or is that 2009 came in with a bang? In any case, there was much banging

2009/01/02

“A chubby man with a white beard and a red suit will approach you soon. Avoid him. He's a Commie.”

Cavity searches, long delays and now this? What? Does the airline industry have a death wish or something?

2009/01/03

I, for one, welcome our new cute baby overlords …

2009/01/04

But … but … but … it's Europe! And here I thought we were just the greedy ones …

2009/01/05

1/2 of a 2/3 spherical cow …

2009/01/06

Thars hills in them thar wind

And speaking of spherical cows …

Parents of mixed kids

2009/01/07

The Real World vs. “The Real World”

MTV's The Real World: “The Ryan & Chet Show, starring Katelynn”

MTV's The Real World: After Dinner Mints

2009/01/08

The return of Yorick and Lego trains were never sold here

2009/01/09

1/2 a girl vs. 2/3 a boy; or—I suck at stats

2009/01/12

… and after nobody noticed, Atlas took his toys and went home.

2009/01/13

Ah, so that's why it's so hard to clean a Windows box

2009/01/14

Katelynn wasn't my first transgendered friend

MTVs The Real World: “The Baya & Chet Show, starring JD”

2009/01/19

An illformed rant at the back of my mind

2009/01/20

Love the idea, but I don't trust just anyone …

2009/01/21

Tea

MTVs The Real World: “Fidelity”

2009/01/22

Tripping down the road

Notes on an overheard conversation

Notes on an overheard conversation, II

Notes from a Burger King at a Florida Turnpike Reststop

The Funeral, Part I

2009/01/23

The Funeral, Part II

Pot. Kettle. Black.

2009/01/24

“It is teh early!”

2009/01/27

Musical in-jokes

“Do not feed the hermits”

2009/01/28

Bad Questions to Ask a Transsexual

MTVs The Real World: “The Devyn & Sarah Show, starring Chet”

2009/01/29

Tea time

2009/01/31

More cowbell on the millimeter wave of space