2016-01-23 Tonight's Adventure Will Include

S. John Ross writes on Google+ that he noticed «a PG-13 rating for including “brief teen partying.” Another threatened both “crude humor” and “thematic elements.”» And so he started to collect MPAA jargon. Who’s going to finish it? Who’s going to polish it and make it useful? I’m reminded of Zak Smith taking the TSR’s Code of Ethics and suggesting we all do the things we should not.

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I take S. John Ross’ list to mean: If you’re running D&D for adults, take a look at this list of things that differentiate movies for adults from movies for kids. Roll some dice and pick the elements you will include in tonight’s adventure.

Tonight’s Adventure Will Include (d100)

1. Crude humor

2. Futuristic violence

3. Brief teen partying

4. Thematic elements

5. Brief language

6. Comic nudity

7. Strong sexual content including dialogue

8. Language

9. Strong language

10. Brief language

11. Violent images

12. Racy innuendos

13. Non-stop action violence

14. Brooding, dark violence

15. Intense depiction of very bad weather

16. Intense depiction of urban disaster and related injuries

17. Brief teen partying

18. Crude humor

19. Thematic elements

20. Sci-fi action and brief historical smoking

21. Momentary sensuality

22. Kids’ rude language and pranks

23. Rear nudity

24. Comic nudity

25. Slime and gore

26. A mild birds and bees discussion

27. Mild peril

28. Some menace

29. Ribald humor

30. Off-color humor

31. Macabre humor

32. Jungle adventure terror

33. Satanic war violence

34. Unsuitable teen behavior

35. An opening accident scene

36. A beating

37. Reckless behavior

38. Kids in jeopardy

39. Mock terror

40. A brief crude reference

41. A crude comment

42. Quirky situations

43. A humorous drug related scene

44. Irreverent humor throughout

45. Momentary sensuality

46. A poignant death

47. A mother’s sociopathic behavior

48. Intense fantasy action

49. Intense sequences of bat attacks

50. Graphic heroin use and resulting depravity

51. Mature theme

52. A smoking caterpillar

53. A wide range of perversions in explicit detail

54. A murder and other action sequences in an adventure setting

55. Grisly afterviews of horrific and bizarre killings

56. A bawdy puppet show

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